it's sad the way some kids are
always picking on the less fortunate
ones like my friend harold
could he help it
that he was a six-foot living piece of dook?
i mean sure maybe he doesn't smell the greatest
but is that any reason to exclude him?
harold always got picked last for basketball
that's how much everyone disliked him
it was sad considering how he could dunk
and nobody wanted to fight through his picks
his team always won he was so good
even though he didn't have any arms
as he got older the persecution kept up
he had a hard time applying for college because
his applications kept getting dirty
but at least they didn't ask for a picture
which was good because nobody wants to look at a photo
of a piece of dook
the yearbook staff certainly didn't
they made him be under 'not pictured'
he also had a tough time finding a date for prom
and a worse time finding a tux
the white ones would stain too much
the black ones clashed with his brown color
and his bow tie kept slipping off
because he didn't really have a head
when he tried to get a job the interviewer said
you have a very impressive resume
graduate of harvard
fluent in four languages
lots of experience
but there's just one thing…
are you aware that you are a piece of dook?
i mean no offense but that's not really the image
we'd like for our company
so harold sued them
he didn't want to be mean
but even pieces of dook are entitled to employment
he had a hard time finding council though
the constitution usually provides it
but doesn't say anything about walking lengths of turd
so he represented himself and won
got forty million dollars
and a mansion with a toilet shaped swimming pool
and nobody's laughing now
except for those who still think six foot living pieces of dook are funny
potty humor just never gets old for some
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