i wonder what it would be like if cows had wings
and flew through the air like birds
i think it would be pretty neat
they wouldn't take up so much space
as on the ground
and if you wanted some milk for your cereal
you could just go outside
and hold your bowl up in the air
and airplanes could serve fresh beef to passengers
that would be nice
except the meat would probably be real tough
and stringy
and nobody likes stringy beef
and if a cow ever flew into one of the engines
look out below
also they would fertilize your lawn for free
of course sometimes they might miss your lawn
and hit passing motorists and pedestrians
but i think as long as you didn't have a convertible
and always carried an umbrella you'd probably be
ok
on the other hand it would be hard for the cows
to make nests because the branches might break
and they would require a lot of twigs and leaves
i suppose they could just fly around
but they have to come down sometime
cows need to rest too
besides if a cow ever got too tired
and fell out of the sky and landed on your car
that would not be good
also cows aren't very bright
so they'd probably crash into your windows
like birds do
except a cow would go through the window
and smash up your furniture real good
and then die on your carpet
maybe it wouldn't be so good if cows could fly
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