A few weeks ago, my laptop broke. While it's off in Asia being repaired, I resorted to my previous laptop, whose screen had broken a few months earlier. My other option was my old desktop Imac, or my previous previous laptop, which still has a 3x5" floppy drive and is so old the battery lasts about 30 seconds, rendering it essentially also a desktop.
So, despite the fact that I own four computers, three of which are laptops, I can't do anything on any of them more than ten feet away from my office. In other words, this:
Sadly, I think it's time to buy a fifth.