My friend Jeff in Minneapolis just sent me this...
A few weeks ago we had a really windy day and late that afternoon I received this note in my door. Someone saw a dead squirrel on my sidewalk and went to great length to tell me about this via the attached note. I think the squirrel must have died in the tree and blew down that day, but all I know is that this I found this utterly hilarious.
I really appreciate the attention to detail, and the inattention to logic.