My imparient cereal/pasta/oatmeal (carbs-only) diet has found a new five-minutes-or-less friend in the new variety of Vons Genero-brand Oatmeal.
The original Vons Genero-brand Oatmeal doesn't taste very good, but it only takes 3 minutes to make. Apparently, 3 minutes is too long for me. The new Vons "Quick Oats" Oatmeal takes only 1 minute to cook, and although it tastes like bathroom grout, I've officially made the switch.
These are the depths to which I've sunk.