Jenn's Ass - 10/31/05
Why did roommate Jenn bust into my room a couple weeks ago and demand loudly that I sign the name "Xavier Roberts" on her ass with permanent marker? I don't know, but I unhesitantly obliged; if somebody is that belligerent about a request like that, there's probably a reason for it. It's probably better not to question them.

To this day I still don't know why I was needed to sign "Xavier Roberts" on Jenn's ass, and I'm pretty sure neither does she. But I think I did a pretty good job of it: look, I even swirled the "S".

Original Signature
Medium: Cabbage Patch

My Imitation
Medium: Ass and Sharpie



I wrote a book!

My ridiculous quest to roadtrip to all 48 contiguous states in 48 days.
Support the Pond. Get it here!


previous month (09/2005)     current month (10/2005)     next month (11/2005)