First, click here if you wanna see a picture of Genya's snake that exploded trying to eat an alligator. It's pretty gnarly.
Regarding my post about Monster Epic Ballads, a friend of mine accurately noted that it was both very long, and very full of errors. For instance, I originally had Bon Jovi attributed as singing "November Rain". You just can't steal reliable information off the web anymore.
He said he laughed at it anyway... but more AT it than WITH it... which made him realize with irony that the post, like the Monster Epic itself, was at the same time epic, ill-founded, and in dire need of being mocked.
Apparently I'm getting so self-aware that I'm not even aware of it.