To clarify, for any of you in my will... this does NOT mean you're allowed to kill me for my Super Nintendo. If I find out anybody's plotting to off me to get my stuff faster, I'm going to be very upset.
GABE: Sweet! I get your weight bench!
PAUL: You do. But you have to promise you're not going to make me die so you can have it sooner.
GABE: I promise nothing.
I think I'm writing him out of my will.