The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!) - 12/24/05
For each sign, guess which one I liked the most when I was making them up while bored at security).

1) (A) Exploding tire area
(B) Olympic torch crossing
(C) When throwing rocks at cars, aim for tires
(D) Road-popcorn area
2) (A) Shlong Zone
(B) Watch for warm, wilting candles
(C) Strongmen bending Inanimate Carbon Rods ahead
(D) Sock puppet crossing
3) (A) Death by cross-bow permitted
(B) Beware of fire... made the old-fashioned way
(C) Picket fence still in construction
(D) Cock-piercing parlor
4) (A) Perception test: Merging roads or wine bottle?
(B) Wigwam settlement
(C) Paraplegic stick-people leaning in for a kiss, ahead
(D) Look down: knees and feet
5) (A) Caution: Banana-peel slipping zone
(B) Jewish-Mexican yarmulke-hat dance area
(C) Doing the Running Man allowed in designated areas only
(D) Attach penis here


Answers:
1) C.
2) D.
3) D.
4) A.
5) B.



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