Assless Chaps - 10/13/04
We’re having a Dirty Pop Party this Friday.

I walked in on Kolleen this afternoon surfing the web for assless chaps. Part of her Christina Aguilera costume, I guess.

“Kolleen,” I asked. “How long, would you say, have you spend today looking online for assless chaps?”

She looked up at me, a slightly embarrassed look creeping onto her face. “I dunno. Three hours?”

I’m excited for Friday.



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