We’re having a Dirty Pop Party this Friday.
I walked in on Kolleen this afternoon surfing the web for assless chaps. Part of her Christina Aguilera costume, I guess.
“Kolleen,” I asked. “How long, would you say, have you spend today looking online for assless chaps?”
She looked up at me, a slightly embarrassed look creeping onto her face. “I dunno. Three hours?”
I’m excited for Friday.