...and ironically, the women who I picked... ended up living in Massachusetts. What can I say? She really nailed the audition.
It was really fun riding around in my car for two days listening to random women read my ridiculous 30-second script back to me on voicemail. It occurred to me that I could have done this whole thing even if I had never intended to produce the sketch. Of course, that would have just been weird, as well as a huge waste of time, for a little amusement. Besides it's even more amusement to go through all this AND make the sketch.
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