BAS-TARDs - 10/4/06
During a late night Norm's run with friends Tiff and John, I decided my new favorite insult is telling someone that they really put the 'Tard' in 'Bas-Tard'. That way, you attack not only the fidelity of their parents, but also their moderate-to-severe mental retardation.

Also, it's important that it's pronounced BAS-TARD, with the stress on both syllables, so that you get the 'Tard' part across while avoiding making the word sound French.

Because anything that sounds French is just automatically pussy.

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