The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version) - 10/14/09
Yes, you knew this was coming. It’s juvenile, but I can’t help but giggle my ass(man) off at these poor people. The following are the 10 funniest (dirty) things people have been named. Their parents should be beaten/congratulated.

Dick Assman

(supposedly pronounced "assmun") - Canadian service station owner.

Peter Bonerz

American director.

Argélico Fucks

Brazilian soccer player.

Dick Pole

Baseball player.

Lucious Pusey

Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University. Later changed his name to Lucious Seymour, probably after being teased with in an inch of his life.

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