Yes, you knew this was coming. It’s juvenile, but I can’t help but giggle my ass(man) off at these poor people. The following are the 10 funniest (dirty) things people have been named. Their parents should be beaten/congratulated.
Dick Assman(supposedly pronounced "assmun") - Canadian service station owner.
Peter BonerzAmerican director.
Argélico FucksBrazilian soccer player.
Dick PoleBaseball player.
Lucious PuseyLinebacker for Eastern Illinois University. Later changed his name to Lucious Seymour, probably after being teased with in an inch of his life.
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