I've always been a big fan of ridiculous names, ever since as a kid I learned about a Texas A&M basketball player named Scientific Mapp. People everywhere, it seems, are deadset on naming their kids retarded things. Here are 20 of the most retarded-est.
Urban ShockerAn MLB pitcher in the early 1900's. Also a controversial sexual move administered on a subway.
Staff Sgt. Max FightmasterWinner of the Most-Badass-Name-of-All-Time Award.
Moxie CrimeFighter JilletteDaughter of magician Penn Jillette. At least her name's not Shazam.
Wonderful Terrific Monds IIIMinor league baseball player in the 1990's. Never made it to the Majors though, so I guess he couldn't have been that Wonderful Terrific (sorry for that).
Number 16 Bus ShelterA kid in New Zealand. After either where he was concieved, where he was born, or where he moved after he ditched his parents for giving him such a terrible name.
Minty ClinchFilm publicist and journalist, though her name sounds like a euphemism for a freshly-douched vajayjay.
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