At least once a week, I eat at this poor man's Panda Express of a Chinese restaurant near my work. Because Panda Express is clearly only for rich men. Anyway, the other day I recieved this fortune in my cookie.
Really? While I appreciate their being specific (as opposed to the typical, pandering, applies-to-everyone-ever fortunes ("Your decisions will have outcomes")... this fortune cookie assumes much. I'm surprised they didn't just go with
Which isn't a bad idea, actually... Perhaps I'll see if my poor man's Panda Express is in the market for some new, offensive, poor man's fortune cookies.