Voicemail Auditions (part 3) - 10/30/06
...and ironically, the women who I picked... ended up living in Massachusetts. What can I say? She...

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Voicemail Auditions (part 2) - 10/27/06
My hunch was right.

When I woke up this morning at noon (my usual time), the following awaited...

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Voicemail auditions - 10/25/06
I've been working on a short audio sketch for Pandasmash, and today I discovered I needed a female v...

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Dickies - 10/20/06
The other night I was almost denied entrance to a bar because of my pants.

As I approached in ...

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Mules - 10/18/06
Mules. They're sturdy, they're reliable, they're co-stars with Juan Valdez in coffee commercials. ...

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Our New Website - 10/16/06
If my posts have seemed half-assed lately, it's because I've been devoting a huge amount of creative...

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A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about) - 10/12/06
Car cell-phone talkers
Are the scum of the planet
Except when they're me

Than...

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Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up - 10/8/06
Sam's victory in Friday's Genius of the MonthTM contest in no way detracts from the valia...

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Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner - 10/7/06
And the winner of this month's Genius of the MonthTM Award is my boy Sammy Greenspan. I ...

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Americanians - 10/6/06
One thing that's always troubled me is the inconsistent rules by which you refer to people who are f...

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Genius of the MonthTM Award x2 - 10/6/06
Alright, all you math geniuses out there, it's time for another round of the Genius of the Month
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BAS-TARDs - 10/4/06
During a late night Norm's run with friends Tiff and John, I decided my new favorite insult is telli...

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