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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/145,160
Google Transcribe3/3/145,126
Picture Catchups2/20/145,198
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/145,131
Computers, Computers12/14/135,149
News - Year In Review11/30/1329
Long Live the Civic11/2/1325
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1323
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1334
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1327
Our Wedding10/3/1320
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1326
Football Fans8/27/1319
German8/20/1335
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1327
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/1314
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1327
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/1335
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1344
White People Music6/25/1329
Lost Love6/12/1323
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1328
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1334
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1328
Junk Car3/27/1321
Gender Coverage3/3/1318
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1324
Happy New Year!1/3/1316
Modern Medicine12/21/1220
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1223
Duck Dynasty11/23/1218
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1228
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/1212
Actual Food11/11/1222
Election11/7/1214
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/12241
Super Spacemobile8/18/1223
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214
Florence Fight Club6/30/1219
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1232
Moving!4/30/1213
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/1252
Snatch3/31/1221
Picture Catch Up2/19/1218
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12232
IAWTV Awards1/11/1223
Happier News12/30/1123
Sad News12/28/1122
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/11166
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1120
The Great State War12/8/1120
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1123
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1133
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1141
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1111
A**hole Monkey9/30/1122
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1133
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1115
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1149
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1127
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1126
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/1188
Book Signing6/17/1121
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/1127
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11245
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11318
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/11630
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1127
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/1142
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1116
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1128
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/1137
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/1128
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1122
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1127
Terror Baby4/6/1125
WNBA Dunk3/28/1113
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1125
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1124
Dead Fish Tide3/10/1130
Hit and Rearview3/8/1132
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1117
Expired Shampoo2/27/1136
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1118
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1159
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/1116
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1117
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1115
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/1145
Guns1/25/1139
More Pictures1/20/1126
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/1140
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/11117
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/1130
Southern Hospitality1/4/1116
Numbers12/28/1032
Wacky Symbols12/23/1023
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1024
Birthday Olympics12/14/1028
Catching Up12/9/1024
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10141
States of Confusion11/20/1024
VooDoo Donut11/18/1040
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/1035
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1018
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/1040
Fortune10/13/1016
The Backin' Up Song10/8/1014
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/1094
GIF of the Day9/22/1025
More Bars In More Places9/13/1021
You Down With?9/3/1020
Captcha8/30/1015
Hacked8/25/1024
Holiday Graph8/17/1027
Andre the Giant8/12/10233
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/1015
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1027
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1026
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1019
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1021
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/1015
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1024
Happy 4th of July!7/2/1012
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/1035
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1026
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/1050
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/1037
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/1030
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/1045
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/1011
Man Diagram5/18/1018
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/1026
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/1029
Angry Turtle5/7/1016
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1086
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/1014
Conspiracy Nut4/28/1011
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/1043
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1029
Barely a Bear4/19/108
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/1012
The Jessies, 20104/14/1011
Switzerland, 902104/12/1012
Viral Pixels4/8/109
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1019
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1054
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1083
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/1040
Century Map - Final!3/11/1012
It has begun...3/10/1010
Century Squared3/9/1024
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/1057
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1016
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/1010
Triceracopter2/23/105
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1019
Natty Light2/17/1011
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1016
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/1030
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1024
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/1013
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/1041
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/1012
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/1023
Jewelry1/25/1011
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1016
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/106
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/1013
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/1013
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/1047
Archives Updated1/5/1012
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/10126
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/1049
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/0960
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/0941
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/0945
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0923
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/0957
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/0934
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/0948
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/0955
Birthday12/11/0926
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/0913
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0923
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/0930
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/0941
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/0932
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/0937
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/0922
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/0931
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09379
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/0928
Theo's Board11/5/0933
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/0948
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0920
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/0962
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/0929
Tournament For Life10/26/0915
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/0932
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0923
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/0932
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/09100
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/0926
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/0930
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/09109
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/0939
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/0935
Drag Racing10/1/0926
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0928
Lost and Found9/29/0940
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0921
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0921
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/0947
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0923
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/0971
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0921
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/0945
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0969
Misconception Quiz9/3/0916
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0918
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/0972
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0928
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0919
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/0971
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/0941
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0962
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/0928
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/0979
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/0914
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0927
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/0943
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0987
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0924
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0925
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/0965
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/0943
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0920
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/0928
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/0962
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0927
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0922
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/0939
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/0914
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0988
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/0940
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/09123
Manolith7/14/0935
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/0963
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09341
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/091,740
4D of July7/6/0960
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/0931
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0922
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0924
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/0952
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/0928
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0921
Super Zorch 26/27/0923
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/0940
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/0961
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/0946
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/0953
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/0927
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/0948
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/0946
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/0991
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/0933
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0921
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0925
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0929
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0924
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/0942
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0921
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/0942
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/09529
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0935
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/0957
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/0917
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0928
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0921
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0923
Super Zorch5/25/0924
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/0951
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/0927
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0922
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/0921
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0922
Shark Suplex5/13/0938
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/0936
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/09110
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0928
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/0933
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/0953
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/09422
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0970
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0925
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0932
The Haircut Dream4/29/0927
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/0937
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/0931
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/0960
The Mystery Poop4/23/0975
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/0936
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0992
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0931
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/0941
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/0946
Easter Follow-up4/14/0943
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0923
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09873
I Heart 8mpg4/9/0945
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/0950
Fortune Cookie4/7/0930
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0990
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/0955
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/0928
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0932
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0726
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0739
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/0727
Rants12/19/0729
Origami Boulder12/10/0727
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/0727
My Will - PS11/11/0720
My Will11/9/0743
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/0736
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/0729
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0728
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0720
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0724
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/0748
Marshmallows10/10/0722
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0794
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/0773
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/0736
Turbo Prop10/1/0729
Context9/25/0719
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0718
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0717
Mascot Death Matches9/22/0736
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0719
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/0740
I Hate Moving9/7/0721
The New House9/3/0718
Wedding Horror8/31/0723
And^58/28/0719
Buffalo^88/27/0722
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/0751
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0722
Yard Games8/13/0727
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/0735
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/0744
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/0741
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0714
Cabin7/18/0744
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0723
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/0733
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/0754
Undesirable6/25/0743
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/0759
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0721
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/0732
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/0749
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0735
Choking Hazard6/7/0748
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0723
Ron's BAC5/27/0749
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0719
PS - May5/18/0712
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0717
Q and A5/15/0732
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/078
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/0713
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/0731
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0721
Tri 25/3/0724
Broken Printer4/19/0716
Venne Week4/15/0711
Marlboro Mask3/30/0719
Airport Rant3/17/0753
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/0742
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0722
Random Words2/23/0731
Euginia's Story2/1/0727
My Gay Date1/28/0723
Waterless Toilets1/17/0727
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/0635
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0624
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/0613
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0614
Spam12/8/0638
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0626
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0632
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0631
Line Rider11/14/0629
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/0648
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/0636
Hollyween11/5/0620
Parking Ticket11/2/0625
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/0612
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/0615
Voicemail auditions10/25/0614
Dickies10/20/0617
Mules10/18/067
Our New Website10/16/0619
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/0616
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0625
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0626
Americanians10/6/0615
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/0611
BAS-TARDs10/4/0614
Godmother9/28/0619
Giant Blueberries9/26/0617
Reno9/25/0616
Gun Case9/23/0614
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0619
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/0640
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0617
Warranty9/12/0621
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0617
Failure Defined9/7/0610
New Roommate... Again9/6/0612
Totalling Totals9/3/0611
Cavities9/1/0613
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/0612
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0617
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0616
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/068
Representative Places8/24/0617
Phone a Friend8/22/0613
Drunk at Wedding8/21/0614
Watermelons8/18/0618
Wombats on a Moped8/17/0613
Snakes on a Plane8/16/0610
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0618
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/0614
BTW8/12/069
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0617
Kicked Out8/9/0613
Brian's Wedding8/8/0614
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/0625
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0615
House of Wax8/2/0614
Back8/1/0611
Website Reconstruction7/27/0615
Last Day of Security7/24/0627
Mail Order Camera7/22/067
Caste Party7/20/0613
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0624
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0625
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0620
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0634
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0619
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0623
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0620
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/0663
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0616
Security Nap6/28/0614
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/067
Beef Jerky6/23/066
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/0615
Soldier Homecoming6/19/066
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/0616
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/0617
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/0615
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/0614
Hershey6/9/0614
Epic Weekend part 26/8/065
Epic Weekend part 16/7/0611
More Hershey6/6/0613
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0626
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/0618
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/0612
Uhaul5/26/0611
Play Pics5/25/0617
Show's Down5/22/0617
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/0612
Show's Up5/15/0612
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0618
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0624
Broken Parking Meters5/3/0612
Cat Lipstick4/29/0628
Speak-and-Type4/28/0614
Not Normal4/25/0615
Airplane Proposal4/22/069
Easter in New York4/19/0621
You're An All-Star4/16/0617
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/0612
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0615
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0625
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/069
Almost 04/05/064/4/0612
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/0614
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0620
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/0613
Nine Stages3/25/066
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/068
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0626
Casting Call3/13/0612
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/067
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/0631
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0620
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0614
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0620
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/0611
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/0632
ZZyzx2/18/0617
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/0610
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/0616
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/0611
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0620
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/0613
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0614
Alpacas2/3/0619
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0615
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0621
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/0633
FLIRT1/28/0615
Ski Trip1/26/0618
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/0613
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/0612
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/0613
Outburst Birth Control1/20/068
Golf Trip1/18/067
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0618
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0621
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/0611
Another Year12/31/0510
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0522
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0520
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0526
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0518
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0518
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/058
Double Traffic12/16/0512
Words That Suck Ass12/15/0511
Words That Are Cool12/14/0517
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/0511
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/057
More Fun With Pennies12/8/0510
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0518
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/0512
Pennies12/2/0512
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0523
Turkey Smuggling11/29/0513
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/058
Jury Duty11/22/059
Leftovers11/21/058
PBR11/18/059
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0519
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/0512
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0520
Surveys11/10/0514
Free Razor11/9/0515
More Costume Ideas11/7/0510
Costume Ideas11/4/0511
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/0510
Jenn's Ass10/31/0510
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0517
BTW10/28/0518
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0517
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/0542
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0514
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/0513
Sky Mall10/21/0534
Months10/20/059
Juxtaposition10/17/0523
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0518
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0517
Hair's Your Post10/11/0512
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/058
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0526
T9Word Foiled10/7/0511
T9Word Challenge10/5/0515
T9Word Story10/4/0520
House Phone10/2/058
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/0510
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/0511
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/0515
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0524
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/057
Sam's Elevator9/22/0518
Ilana9/20/0518
Modern Convenience9/19/057
We've done it!9/16/0512
Two Years in L.A.9/15/057
Claw Hammer9/13/0526
My Fortune9/11/055
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/0523
Electrical Surge9/6/0514
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/055
Family Picture9/5/0515
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/059
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0520
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0521
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0525
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0520
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/0536
Recap8/23/0513
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0521
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0523
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0519
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0521
One More Picture8/13/0514
Last Idaho Post8/10/0518
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/0511
Barter8/8/0513
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/0536
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0527
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0522
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0524
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/0515
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/058
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/0516
Own3d, again7/14/058
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0521
Random7/11/0511
Speaking of cars...7/11/0519
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0524
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0516
Blueberry Juice7/7/0528
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/0510
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/0510
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0524
TiVo7/1/0517
Good Day6/28/0512
My First Shooting6/27/0528
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0521
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/0514
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0516
Statistics6/21/0519
My First Earthquake6/19/0534
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0529
Porn Truck6/16/0524
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0523
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0518
Vegas6/13/0521
Off To Las Vegas6/9/0513
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/0510
Beer Voices6/7/0512
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/0516
Customer Service6/4/0514
Final Referral Post6/2/0516
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/0514
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0515
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/0555
Speaking of Which...5/26/0516
Donkey Balls5/25/0523
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/0517
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/0515
Old Country Punking5/17/0517
Fucking Door5/15/0527
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/0511
SAT Stumper5/10/0523
Barely a Musical5/9/0535
Husband of the Year5/5/0519
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0522
Termite Carnival5/2/0528
One Upped4/28/0514
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/059
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0518
Gross Cups4/25/0511
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0527
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/0539
Pope Odds4/20/0515
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/058
Return of the Smile4/7/059
Christian Science4/2/0531
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0518
Best Search Hits - March4/2/056
Nick and Angie3/8/0518
Lost Hat3/5/0519
Best Search Hits - February3/2/0513
New York2/22/0524
Off to NY; New Record2/18/0516
April's Couch2/17/0512
April's Cooler2/16/057
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0521
Restocking2/13/0515
High Speed Chase2/11/0533
Weekend2/9/0539
Losing A Car2/7/0513
Gaining A Car 22/6/0517
Gaining A Car2/5/0534
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0515
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0516
Guest Post - Mark1/30/057
...Still In Mourning1/27/058
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0521
It's Over1/22/0511
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/0512
A Weekend1/17/0514
Rain in LA1/15/0515
Of course...1/13/0520
The Magnum1/12/0525
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/059
Gay Bar1/9/058
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/0511
Best Search Hits - December1/6/0511
Own3d1/5/0530
Happy New Year1/3/0514
NYG12/31/0425
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/0450
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0416
Catching Up12/27/0422
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0418
Anticipation12/19/0410
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/0420
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0425
Supersecurity12/16/049
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/049
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/049
Or maybe...12/12/0421
My Birthday12/11/0412
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0421
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0415
In'N'Out12/7/0416
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/0410
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/0415
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/0413
Best Search Hits - November12/2/048
Random Numbers12/1/047
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0417
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/0419
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0418
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/0413
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/0416
Guest Post11/22/0413
Drawer of Death11/20/0428
Yankee Doodles11/19/0429
DDR PS11/17/0417
DDR11/16/0423
East Coast Trip11/15/0424
Burning! Burning!11/13/0417
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0419
Statue Add-On11/7/0437
Statue11/4/0420
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0421
Halloween Party10/31/0411
Samurai Weapons10/30/0420
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0418
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/0412
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0414
Allied Chem Dry10/20/0417
PS Johnny10/19/0415
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/0410
Dirty Pop Party10/16/0432
Assless Chaps10/13/0413
Computerless10/12/0414
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/0413
Beer and Pizza10/9/0419
PBR10/6/0416
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/0428
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/0414
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/0413
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0414
Disastrous Trip9/27/0411
Here We Go Again...9/26/0416
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0417
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/048
How?9/21/0418
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/0425
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0419
Pay Toilets9/17/0428
One Year Anniversary9/15/049
Stripfest9/11/0413
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/0412
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0423
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0418
Yoshinoya9/4/046
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0421
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0419
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/0414
Skunking8/29/0429
Work Schedule8/27/0413
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0424
My Toe Hurts8/15/0414
Moving In...8/14/0414
Moving Out...8/13/048
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/0411
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/048
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0423
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/0417
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0421
Camping 28/2/0423
Countdown8/1/047
The System7/27/049
The Fall of Productivity7/25/0415
AVP7/22/047
For the Love of God7/17/0413
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/0416
Malibu7/12/0418
Dodgeball7/11/0410
The Sad News...7/8/049
Happy 4th7/4/0414
Eureka!7/2/0424
Vegas 36/30/0419
Vegas 26/29/0428
It Continues6/27/0418
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0426
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/0414
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0427
Vacation!6/3/0421
Diligence6/2/0420
Securitata!5/31/0424
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0425
Catching Up5/29/0417
How You Found Me5/25/0418
Marathon Pix5/23/0416
Gas5/18/0415
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0419
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0419
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/0416
Car Stew5/6/0421
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0419
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0424
Car Set-Ups4/24/0423
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0427
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/0467
Triathlon4/18/0439
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0431
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/0432
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0425
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0418
Indian Giving3/26/0426
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0430
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/0442
Passion of the Criggety3/22/0429
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0422
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/0425
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0442
My Neck Hurts3/4/0429
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0423
McTriathlon2/26/0426
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/0456
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/0433
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/0417
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/0435
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0433
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/0420
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/0419
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0422
Week 202/3/0437
Week 191/28/0435
Week 181/21/0427
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/0449
20041/7/0439
Week 161/3/0443
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0315
Week 1512/21/0316
Week 1412/14/0317
Week 13.512/10/0354
Week 1312/7/0334
Week 1211/30/0318
Week 1111/23/0330
Week 1011/17/0325
Week 911/10/0340
Week 811/3/0321
Week 710/28/0329
Week 610/21/0327
Week 510/14/0343
Week 410/7/0326
Week 39/30/0313
Week 29/23/0333
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