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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14124,428
Google Transcribe3/3/14124,740
Picture Catchups2/20/14132,093
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14133,795
Computers, Computers12/14/13139,720
News - Year In Review11/30/1312,264
Long Live the Civic11/2/1316,614
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/137,022
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/136,901
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/132,931
Our Wedding10/3/132,558
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/131,658
Football Fans8/27/1317,359
German8/20/1317,975
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1318,819
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/131,633
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/131,607
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/131,650
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1320,336
White People Music6/25/1313,606
Lost Love6/12/137,802
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/137,398
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/136,818
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/132,652
Junk Car3/27/135,402
Gender Coverage3/3/135,872
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/138,141
Happy New Year!1/3/1316,268
Modern Medicine12/21/1217,379
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1214,739
Duck Dynasty11/23/1216,720
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1213,358
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/125,914
Actual Food11/11/124,602
Election11/7/124,787
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1219,887
Super Spacemobile8/18/1217,716
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214,836
Florence Fight Club6/30/1217,038
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217,905
Moving!4/30/127,018
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/129,503
Snatch3/31/127,490
Picture Catch Up2/19/126,237
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1218,742
IAWTV Awards1/11/1210,255
Happier News12/30/1111,035
Sad News12/28/119,855
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/116,015
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1111,003
The Great State War12/8/115,918
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/115,986
Breakfast Rappers11/1/119,996
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1111,224
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1110,288
A**hole Monkey9/30/1110,229
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1112,024
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1110,163
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1111,039
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/119,463
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1112,491
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/117,260
Book Signing6/17/112,426
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/113,607
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/116,905
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/118,335
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1113,430
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/115,723
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/116,037
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/115,273
Swimming With Snakes5/5/115,345
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/114,572
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/113,985
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/113,775
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/113,602
Terror Baby4/6/113,741
WNBA Dunk3/28/114,186
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/113,943
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/113,644
Dead Fish Tide3/10/114,134
Hit and Rearview3/8/113,540
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/113,630
Expired Shampoo2/27/113,627
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/114,110
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1117,087
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/112,502
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,942
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/114,594
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/116,841
Guns1/25/115,249
More Pictures1/20/115,635
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/115,554
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1157,502
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/116,862
Southern Hospitality1/4/115,652
Numbers12/28/106,848
Wacky Symbols12/23/105,812
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/104,651
Birthday Olympics12/14/104,963
Catching Up12/9/104,126
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/106,577
States of Confusion11/20/107,299
VooDoo Donut11/18/107,245
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/107,252
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/106,649
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/107,236
Fortune10/13/104,400
The Backin' Up Song10/8/104,564
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/109,753
GIF of the Day9/22/106,089
More Bars In More Places9/13/105,082
You Down With?9/3/104,280
Captcha8/30/104,293
Hacked8/25/104,093
Holiday Graph8/17/105,758
Andre the Giant8/12/103,328
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/104,022
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/102,836
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/104,784
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1039,469
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/105,192
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,925
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/103,654
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,965
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/105,375
I've Got a Scammer6/22/103,668
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/105,849
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/105,111
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/105,558
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/109,849
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/103,838
Man Diagram5/18/105,680
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/105,150
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/104,787
Angry Turtle5/7/103,687
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1014,647
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/103,552
Conspiracy Nut4/28/103,516
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/104,872
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/104,159
Barely a Bear4/19/103,671
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/104,270
The Jessies, 20104/14/103,760
Switzerland, 902104/12/104,207
Viral Pixels4/8/104,845
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/105,124
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1010,686
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1014,984
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/105,449
Century Map - Final!3/11/102,539
It has begun...3/10/102,669
Century Squared3/9/102,473
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/103,714
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/102,963
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/103,264
Triceracopter2/23/102,465
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/103,130
Natty Light2/17/102,404
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102,883
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/103,569
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,951
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/103,639
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/104,126
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/102,500
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/105,824
Jewelry1/25/102,493
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/102,606
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/102,474
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/102,459
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/102,326
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/103,374
Archives Updated1/5/102,366
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/106,827
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/104,032
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/096,547
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/092,758
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/094,486
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/092,926
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/094,943
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/093,476
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/092,974
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/094,205
Birthday12/11/093,107
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/093,401
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/093,260
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/093,659
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/093,439
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/093,686
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/095,730
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/094,404
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/095,966
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,075,955
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/094,627
Theo's Board11/5/092,860
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/095,699
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/092,921
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/098,187
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/092,649
Tournament For Life10/26/092,715
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/093,440
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/095,722
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/092,711
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/098,327
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/093,154
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/095,397
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/096,845
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/095,603
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/092,736
Drag Racing10/1/093,473
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/093,251
Lost and Found9/29/093,389
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/093,622
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/093,164
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/096,081
1,000,000 Views!9/11/092,816
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/094,193
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/092,523
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/093,110
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0911,692
Misconception Quiz9/3/093,000
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/091,909
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/096,689
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/092,793
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/092,823
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/095,608
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/093,619
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0914,450
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/092,740
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/096,022
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/094,351
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/092,880
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/094,978
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0910,917
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/093,261
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/093,987
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/099,920
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/096,547
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/093,617
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/092,825
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/095,385
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0910,335
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/092,548
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/095,162
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/092,884
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0912,091
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/092,872
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0912,851
Manolith7/14/092,518
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/095,504
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/096,337
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09226,283
4D of July7/6/092,974
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/092,547
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0911,005
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/092,290
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/092,628
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/092,610
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/092,468
Super Zorch 26/27/092,202
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/092,374
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/092,708
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/093,162
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/092,678
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/092,331
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/092,525
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/092,304
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/092,752
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/092,723
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/092,007
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/092,267
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/092,839
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091,925
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/093,670
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/092,450
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/092,560
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0971,107
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/093,609
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/095,747
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/092,433
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/092,113
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/091,804
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/091,865
Super Zorch5/25/091,868
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/094,673
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/092,907
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/092,425
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/092,321
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/092,545
Shark Suplex5/13/096,340
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/092,842
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0992,063
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/093,221
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/094,988
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/098,774
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,176,367
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0965,030
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/093,326
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/093,361
The Haircut Dream4/29/092,570
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/093,230
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/092,219
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/099,066
The Mystery Poop4/23/093,518
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/095,944
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0925,123
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/091,662
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/092,394
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/093,987
Easter Follow-up4/14/092,242
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/092,373
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09382,744
I Heart 8mpg4/9/092,454
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/094,202
Fortune Cookie4/7/092,502
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0962,640
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/092,391
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/092,152
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/092,287
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/073,589
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0711,414
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/071,643
Rants12/19/071,570
Origami Boulder12/10/071,682
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/072,248
My Will - PS11/11/071,926
My Will11/9/072,246
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/077,535
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/071,688
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/072,709
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/071,846
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/071,838
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/074,165
Marshmallows10/10/071,989
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0731,594
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/074,148
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/072,023
Turbo Prop10/1/071,620
Context9/25/071,567
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071,935
Mascot Rematch 19/23/072,023
Mascot Death Matches9/22/072,488
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/072,350
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/071,594
I Hate Moving9/7/071,732
The New House9/3/071,638
Wedding Horror8/31/072,004
And^58/28/072,580
Buffalo^88/27/073,515
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/071,579
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/071,353
Yard Games8/13/071,749
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/071,853
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/073,214
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/072,046
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/071,537
Cabin7/18/073,626
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/072,801
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/071,694
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/071,554
Undesirable6/25/071,526
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/072,379
Foot --> Mouth6/18/071,659
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/071,760
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/072,072
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/073,189
Choking Hazard6/7/072,080
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/072,080
Ron's BAC5/27/072,792
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/071,531
PS - May5/18/071,593
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/071,387
Q and A5/15/071,705
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/071,301
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/071,825
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/071,888
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/071,331
Tri 25/3/071,509
Broken Printer4/19/071,163
Venne Week4/15/071,411
Marlboro Mask3/30/071,404
Airport Rant3/17/072,414
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/071,471
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/071,414
Random Words2/23/071,756
Euginia's Story2/1/072,825
My Gay Date1/28/071,641
Waterless Toilets1/17/072,569
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/063,331
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/061,582
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/061,575
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/061,485
Spam12/8/063,046
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/061,663
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/061,807
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/061,604
Line Rider11/14/061,655
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/065,443
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/061,872
Hollyween11/5/061,578
Parking Ticket11/2/061,539
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/061,504
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/061,517
Voicemail auditions10/25/061,596
Dickies10/20/061,530
Mules10/18/062,316
Our New Website10/16/061,531
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/061,489
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/061,706
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/061,460
Americanians10/6/061,508
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/061,583
BAS-TARDs10/4/063,879
Godmother9/28/061,390
Giant Blueberries9/26/061,646
Reno9/25/061,380
Gun Case9/23/061,292
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/061,417
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/062,030
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/061,478
Warranty9/12/061,407
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/061,418
Failure Defined9/7/061,386
New Roommate... Again9/6/061,369
Totalling Totals9/3/061,372
Cavities9/1/061,401
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/061,587
Top Rated Weddings8/28/061,616
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/061,593
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/061,649
Representative Places8/24/061,432
Phone a Friend8/22/061,421
Drunk at Wedding8/21/061,354
Watermelons8/18/062,964
Wombats on a Moped8/17/061,296
Snakes on a Plane8/16/061,378
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/061,451
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/061,494
BTW8/12/061,424
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/061,393
Kicked Out8/9/061,446
Brian's Wedding8/8/061,304
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/063,240
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/063,157
House of Wax8/2/062,661
Back8/1/061,402
Website Reconstruction7/27/061,340
Last Day of Security7/24/061,539
Mail Order Camera7/22/061,358
Caste Party7/20/061,303
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/061,356
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/061,413
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/061,342
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/061,385
4th of July Follow-up7/9/061,371
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/061,507
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/062,146
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/062,290
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/062,293
Security Nap6/28/061,367
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/061,307
Beef Jerky6/23/061,387
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/061,415
Soldier Homecoming6/19/061,308
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/061,575
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/061,618
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/061,544
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/061,356
Hershey6/9/061,302
Epic Weekend part 26/8/061,341
Epic Weekend part 16/7/061,364
More Hershey6/6/061,375
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/061,377
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/061,657
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/061,391
Uhaul5/26/061,677
Play Pics5/25/061,442
Show's Down5/22/061,346
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/062,664
Show's Up5/15/061,261
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/061,609
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/061,399
Broken Parking Meters5/3/061,324
Cat Lipstick4/29/061,878
Speak-and-Type4/28/061,291
Not Normal4/25/061,416
Airplane Proposal4/22/061,342
Easter in New York4/19/061,204
You're An All-Star4/16/061,328
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/061,566
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/061,404
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/061,445
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/061,327
Almost 04/05/064/4/061,365
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/061,356
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/061,457
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/061,321
Nine Stages3/25/061,240
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/061,376
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/061,410
Casting Call3/13/061,242
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/061,378
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/061,569
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/061,343
Imaginary Numbers2/27/061,333
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/061,377
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/061,155
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/061,578
ZZyzx2/18/061,464
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/061,574
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/063,139
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/061,233
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/061,286
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/061,394
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/062,199
Alpacas2/3/062,825
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064,773
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/061,408
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/062,393
FLIRT1/28/061,371
Ski Trip1/26/061,329
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/061,369
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/061,278
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/061,387
Outburst Birth Control1/20/061,280
Golf Trip1/18/061,245
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/061,336
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/061,344
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/061,394
Another Year12/31/051,278
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053,883
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/052,182
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/052,391
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/052,263
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/052,246
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/051,292
Double Traffic12/16/051,263
Words That Suck Ass12/15/051,323
Words That Are Cool12/14/051,387
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/051,463
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/051,483
More Fun With Pennies12/8/051,530
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/051,537
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/051,481
Pennies12/2/051,459
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/051,470
Turkey Smuggling11/29/051,281
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/051,292
Jury Duty11/22/051,417
Leftovers11/21/051,313
PBR11/18/052,122
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/051,557
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/051,572
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/051,631
Surveys11/10/051,420
Free Razor11/9/051,250
More Costume Ideas11/7/051,399
Costume Ideas11/4/051,820
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/051,395
Jenn's Ass10/31/051,385
Lobby Ambassador10/30/051,648
BTW10/28/051,368
Snake v. Alligator10/26/051,574
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/052,887
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/052,078
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/051,322
Sky Mall10/21/051,732
Months10/20/051,326
Juxtaposition10/17/051,364
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/053,198
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/051,319
Hair's Your Post10/11/051,330
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/051,289
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/051,380
T9Word Foiled10/7/051,335
T9Word Challenge10/5/051,265
T9Word Story10/4/051,554
House Phone10/2/051,303
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/051,509
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/051,271
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/051,399
Student Truck Drivers9/26/051,266
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/051,209
Sam's Elevator9/22/051,333
Ilana9/20/051,223
Modern Convenience9/19/051,283
We've done it!9/16/051,239
Two Years in L.A.9/15/051,272
Claw Hammer9/13/051,594
My Fortune9/11/053,627
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/051,917
Electrical Surge9/6/051,268
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/051,223
Family Picture9/5/051,217
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/051,206
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/051,361
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/051,297
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/051,449
Death of the Scootskate8/25/051,761
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/051,371
Recap8/23/051,377
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/051,395
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,849
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/051,390
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/051,569
One More Picture8/13/051,196
Last Idaho Post8/10/051,381
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/051,385
Barter8/8/051,369
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/051,448
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/051,977
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/051,552
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/051,277
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/051,409
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/051,257
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/051,623
Own3d, again7/14/051,289
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/051,267
Random7/11/051,249
Speaking of cars...7/11/051,450
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/052,881
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/051,523
Blueberry Juice7/7/052,126
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/051,398
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/051,603
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/051,702
TiVo7/1/051,607
Good Day6/28/051,295
My First Shooting6/27/051,373
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/053,201
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/051,463
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/051,330
Statistics6/21/051,325
My First Earthquake6/19/053,146
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/051,365
Porn Truck6/16/051,423
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/051,311
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/051,294
Vegas6/13/051,648
Off To Las Vegas6/9/051,578
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/051,419
Beer Voices6/7/051,335
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/051,316
Customer Service6/4/051,287
Final Referral Post6/2/051,448
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/051,483
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/051,503
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/053,048
Speaking of Which...5/26/051,479
Donkey Balls5/25/052,658
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/051,282
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/051,352
Old Country Punking5/17/051,337
Fucking Door5/15/051,361
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/051,248
SAT Stumper5/10/051,438
Barely a Musical5/9/051,473
Husband of the Year5/5/051,349
Whole Fish Plate5/3/051,365
Termite Carnival5/2/051,431
One Upped4/28/051,458
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/051,426
My Current Desktop Background4/26/051,222
Gross Cups4/25/051,371
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/052,044
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/051,632
Pope Odds4/20/051,745
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/051,364
Return of the Smile4/7/051,246
Christian Science4/2/051,465
Weekend Mayhem4/2/051,305
Best Search Hits - March4/2/051,231
Nick and Angie3/8/051,349
Lost Hat3/5/051,464
Best Search Hits - February3/2/051,302
New York2/22/051,587
Off to NY; New Record2/18/051,286
April's Couch2/17/051,740
April's Cooler2/16/051,306
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/051,434
Restocking2/13/051,399
High Speed Chase2/11/051,448
Weekend2/9/051,579
Losing A Car2/7/051,466
Gaining A Car 22/6/051,366
Gaining A Car2/5/052,165
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/051,444
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/051,337
Guest Post - Mark1/30/051,424
...Still In Mourning1/27/051,516
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/051,404
It's Over1/22/051,399
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/051,453
A Weekend1/17/051,383
Rain in LA1/15/051,440
Of course...1/13/051,481
The Magnum1/12/051,389
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/051,299
Gay Bar1/9/051,312
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/051,476
Best Search Hits - December1/6/051,423
Own3d1/5/051,479
Happy New Year1/3/051,365
NYG12/31/041,420
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/042,951
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/041,397
Catching Up12/27/041,541
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/041,665
Anticipation12/19/041,292
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/041,362
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/041,649
Supersecurity12/16/041,315
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/041,322
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/041,285
Or maybe...12/12/041,272
My Birthday12/11/041,289
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/041,827
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/041,307
In'N'Out12/7/041,332
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/041,269
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/041,281
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/041,345
Best Search Hits - November12/2/041,423
Random Numbers12/1/041,299
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/041,556
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/041,716
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/041,732
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/041,666
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/041,672
Guest Post11/22/041,633
Drawer of Death11/20/041,424
Yankee Doodles11/19/041,434
DDR PS11/17/041,316
DDR11/16/041,438
East Coast Trip11/15/041,502
Burning! Burning!11/13/041,432
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/041,357
Statue Add-On11/7/041,459
Statue11/4/041,335
Best Search Hits - October11/2/041,301
Halloween Party10/31/041,488
Samurai Weapons10/30/041,873
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/041,429
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/041,489
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/041,481
Allied Chem Dry10/20/041,447
PS Johnny10/19/041,625
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/041,324
Dirty Pop Party10/16/041,943
Assless Chaps10/13/041,583
Computerless10/12/041,529
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/041,358
Beer and Pizza10/9/041,581
PBR10/6/041,632
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/041,530
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/041,879
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,873
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/041,883
Disastrous Trip9/27/041,868
Here We Go Again...9/26/041,806
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/041,891
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/041,819
How?9/21/041,906
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/042,525
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/041,873
Pay Toilets9/17/041,623
One Year Anniversary9/15/041,446
Stripfest9/11/041,481
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/041,476
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/041,650
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/041,529
Yoshinoya9/4/041,411
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/041,559
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/041,559
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/041,273
Skunking8/29/044,366
Work Schedule8/27/041,372
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/041,487
My Toe Hurts8/15/041,341
Moving In...8/14/041,552
Moving Out...8/13/041,458
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/041,384
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/041,452
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/041,568
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/041,641
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/041,473
Camping 28/2/041,643
Countdown8/1/041,416
The System7/27/041,595
The Fall of Productivity7/25/041,395
AVP7/22/041,387
For the Love of God7/17/041,493
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/041,602
Malibu7/12/041,432
Dodgeball7/11/041,481
The Sad News...7/8/041,499
Happy 4th7/4/041,537
Eureka!7/2/041,557
Vegas 36/30/041,445
Vegas 26/29/041,925
It Continues6/27/041,476
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/041,755
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/041,456
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/042,699
Vacation!6/3/041,868
Diligence6/2/041,673
Securitata!5/31/041,555
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/041,629
Catching Up5/29/041,442
How You Found Me5/25/041,541
Marathon Pix5/23/041,467
Gas5/18/041,427
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/041,522
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/041,596
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/042,036
Car Stew5/6/041,518
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/042,616
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/041,875
Car Set-Ups4/24/041,852
Triathlon P.S.4/20/041,518
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/043,432
Triathlon4/18/041,945
Security Guard of the Month4/9/042,540
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/041,373
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/041,489
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/041,539
Indian Giving3/26/041,562
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/041,602
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/043,126
Passion of the Criggety3/22/041,682
Wholesale Bliss3/15/041,582
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/041,479
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/041,615
My Neck Hurts3/4/041,767
Dueling Diatribes2/29/042,540
McTriathlon2/26/041,780
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/044,790
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/043,889
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/041,612
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/042,529
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/042,059
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/041,573
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/041,531
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/041,762
Week 202/3/041,615
Week 191/28/041,838
Week 181/21/041,741
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/041,912
20041/7/042,727
Week 161/3/041,856
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/031,554
Week 1512/21/031,574
Week 1412/14/031,535
Week 13.512/10/032,675
Week 1312/7/031,563
Week 1211/30/031,722
Week 1111/23/031,882
Week 1011/17/031,697
Week 911/10/031,959
Week 811/3/031,751
Week 710/28/031,666
Week 610/21/031,784
Week 510/14/032,102
Week 410/7/031,709
Week 39/30/032,118
Week 29/23/031,990
Week 19/17/032,078

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