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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14128,365
Google Transcribe3/3/14128,667
Picture Catchups2/20/14136,048
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14137,715
Computers, Computers12/14/13143,658
News - Year In Review11/30/1312,282
Long Live the Civic11/2/1316,622
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/137,033
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/136,912
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/132,943
Our Wedding10/3/132,565
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/131,669
Football Fans8/27/1317,363
German8/20/1317,986
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1318,834
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/131,639
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/131,625
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/131,665
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1320,361
White People Music6/25/1313,620
Lost Love6/12/137,810
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/137,407
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/136,834
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/132,659
Junk Car3/27/135,410
Gender Coverage3/3/135,878
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/138,151
Happy New Year!1/3/1316,274
Modern Medicine12/21/1217,389
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1214,750
Duck Dynasty11/23/1216,737
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1213,367
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/125,926
Actual Food11/11/124,612
Election11/7/124,792
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1220,033
Super Spacemobile8/18/1217,726
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214,842
Florence Fight Club6/30/1217,049
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217,914
Moving!4/30/127,024
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/129,532
Snatch3/31/127,501
Picture Catch Up2/19/126,247
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1218,846
IAWTV Awards1/11/1210,263
Happier News12/30/1111,045
Sad News12/28/119,865
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/116,081
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1111,013
The Great State War12/8/115,928
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/115,995
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1110,009
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1111,235
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1110,294
A**hole Monkey9/30/1110,241
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1112,035
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1110,175
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1111,057
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/119,475
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1112,503
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/117,295
Book Signing6/17/112,436
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/113,619
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/116,967
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/118,425
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1113,619
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/115,734
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/116,052
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/115,278
Swimming With Snakes5/5/115,352
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/114,594
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/114,002
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/113,783
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/113,610
Terror Baby4/6/113,750
WNBA Dunk3/28/114,193
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/113,955
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/113,651
Dead Fish Tide3/10/114,146
Hit and Rearview3/8/113,552
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/113,639
Expired Shampoo2/27/113,646
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/114,119
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1117,132
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/112,514
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,947
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/114,600
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/116,858
Guns1/25/115,261
More Pictures1/20/115,644
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/115,568
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1157,545
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/116,879
Southern Hospitality1/4/115,659
Numbers12/28/106,859
Wacky Symbols12/23/105,819
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/104,657
Birthday Olympics12/14/104,974
Catching Up12/9/104,134
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/106,627
States of Confusion11/20/107,308
VooDoo Donut11/18/107,259
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/107,265
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/106,657
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/107,258
Fortune10/13/104,409
The Backin' Up Song10/8/104,571
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/109,803
GIF of the Day9/22/106,099
More Bars In More Places9/13/105,091
You Down With?9/3/104,298
Captcha8/30/104,301
Hacked8/25/104,106
Holiday Graph8/17/105,770
Andre the Giant8/12/103,440
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/104,033
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/102,848
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/104,796
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1039,478
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/105,198
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,929
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/103,664
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,967
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/105,411
I've Got a Scammer6/22/103,676
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/105,866
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/105,125
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/105,573
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/109,869
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/103,841
Man Diagram5/18/105,688
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/105,160
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/104,793
Angry Turtle5/7/103,696
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1014,694
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/103,561
Conspiracy Nut4/28/103,524
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/104,888
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/104,174
Barely a Bear4/19/103,675
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/104,276
The Jessies, 20104/14/103,767
Switzerland, 902104/12/104,210
Viral Pixels4/8/104,848
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/105,137
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/1010,755
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1015,027
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/105,464
Century Map - Final!3/11/102,546
It has begun...3/10/102,674
Century Squared3/9/102,489
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/103,745
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/102,974
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/103,272
Triceracopter2/23/102,470
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/103,137
Natty Light2/17/102,416
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102,893
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/103,576
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,962
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/103,643
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/104,132
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/102,508
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/105,835
Jewelry1/25/102,499
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/102,615
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/102,476
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/102,464
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/102,331
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/103,397
Archives Updated1/5/102,370
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/106,891
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/104,057
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/096,586
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/092,769
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/094,503
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/092,936
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/094,967
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/093,493
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/092,987
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/094,237
Birthday12/11/093,125
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/093,408
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/093,271
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/093,679
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/093,456
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/093,699
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/095,742
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/094,422
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/095,999
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,076,122
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/094,652
Theo's Board11/5/092,884
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/095,725
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/092,932
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/098,224
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/092,668
Tournament For Life10/26/092,723
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/093,452
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/095,733
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/092,726
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/098,375
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/093,163
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/095,417
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/096,906
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/095,618
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/092,755
Drag Racing10/1/093,495
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/093,279
Lost and Found9/29/093,409
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/093,630
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/093,177
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/096,096
1,000,000 Views!9/11/092,834
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/094,211
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/092,529
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/093,132
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/0911,727
Misconception Quiz9/3/093,014
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/091,928
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/096,708
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/092,803
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/092,829
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/095,644
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/093,629
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0914,473
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/092,751
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/096,042
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/094,357
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/092,900
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/095,003
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0910,950
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/093,269
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/093,999
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/099,941
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/096,561
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/093,629
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/092,839
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/095,467
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0910,343
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/092,559
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/095,171
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/092,894
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0912,133
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/092,886
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0912,920
Manolith7/14/092,524
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/095,528
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/096,556
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09227,567
4D of July7/6/092,998
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/092,563
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0911,012
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/092,297
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/092,639
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/092,618
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/092,476
Super Zorch 26/27/092,208
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/092,381
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/092,736
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/093,186
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/092,692
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/092,351
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/092,556
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/092,332
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/092,799
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/092,741
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/092,014
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/092,278
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/092,854
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091,933
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/093,681
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/092,456
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/092,571
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0971,462
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/093,621
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/095,778
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/092,442
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/092,123
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/091,812
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/091,873
Super Zorch5/25/091,876
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/094,692
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/092,917
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/092,432
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/092,335
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/092,550
Shark Suplex5/13/096,365
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/092,869
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0992,264
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/093,234
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/095,006
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/098,834
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,176,531
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0965,110
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/093,339
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/093,370
The Haircut Dream4/29/092,578
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/093,247
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/092,233
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/099,157
The Mystery Poop4/23/093,542
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/095,953
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0925,173
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/091,676
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/092,407
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/094,010
Easter Follow-up4/14/092,258
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/092,384
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09383,156
I Heart 8mpg4/9/092,475
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/094,240
Fortune Cookie4/7/092,519
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0962,681
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/092,402
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/092,166
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/092,306
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/073,599
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0711,447
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/071,651
Rants12/19/071,580
Origami Boulder12/10/071,700
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/072,260
My Will - PS11/11/071,936
My Will11/9/072,264
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/077,568
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/071,699
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/072,730
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/071,856
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/071,847
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/074,195
Marshmallows10/10/071,995
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0731,621
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/074,173
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/072,036
Turbo Prop10/1/071,632
Context9/25/071,577
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071,941
Mascot Rematch 19/23/072,030
Mascot Death Matches9/22/072,505
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/072,355
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/071,608
I Hate Moving9/7/071,744
The New House9/3/071,648
Wedding Horror8/31/072,013
And^58/28/072,587
Buffalo^88/27/073,525
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/071,593
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/071,359
Yard Games8/13/071,758
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/071,865
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/073,246
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/072,058
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/071,547
Cabin7/18/073,639
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/072,812
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/071,720
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/071,566
Undesirable6/25/071,543
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/072,413
Foot --> Mouth6/18/071,667
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/071,773
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/072,086
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/073,202
Choking Hazard6/7/072,096
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/072,090
Ron's BAC5/27/072,808
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/071,539
PS - May5/18/071,600
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/071,397
Q and A5/15/071,736
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/071,308
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/071,835
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/071,898
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/071,340
Tri 25/3/071,526
Broken Printer4/19/071,173
Venne Week4/15/071,419
Marlboro Mask3/30/071,411
Airport Rant3/17/072,438
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/071,484
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/071,421
Random Words2/23/071,763
Euginia's Story2/1/072,841
My Gay Date1/28/071,655
Waterless Toilets1/17/072,582
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/063,344
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/061,592
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/061,584
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/061,492
Spam12/8/063,060
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/061,679
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/061,821
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/061,617
Line Rider11/14/061,679
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/065,469
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/061,887
Hollyween11/5/061,591
Parking Ticket11/2/061,557
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/061,512
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/061,526
Voicemail auditions10/25/061,603
Dickies10/20/061,542
Mules10/18/062,321
Our New Website10/16/061,545
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/061,499
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/061,716
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/061,476
Americanians10/6/061,519
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/061,594
BAS-TARDs10/4/063,888
Godmother9/28/061,400
Giant Blueberries9/26/061,653
Reno9/25/061,392
Gun Case9/23/061,299
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/061,424
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/062,054
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/061,489
Warranty9/12/061,418
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/061,427
Failure Defined9/7/061,399
New Roommate... Again9/6/061,375
Totalling Totals9/3/061,382
Cavities9/1/061,410
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/061,594
Top Rated Weddings8/28/061,623
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/061,602
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/061,652
Representative Places8/24/061,440
Phone a Friend8/22/061,427
Drunk at Wedding8/21/061,360
Watermelons8/18/062,970
Wombats on a Moped8/17/061,307
Snakes on a Plane8/16/061,386
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/061,461
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/061,501
BTW8/12/061,433
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/061,406
Kicked Out8/9/061,454
Brian's Wedding8/8/061,308
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/063,254
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/063,180
House of Wax8/2/062,671
Back8/1/061,405
Website Reconstruction7/27/061,350
Last Day of Security7/24/061,558
Mail Order Camera7/22/061,362
Caste Party7/20/061,310
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/061,369
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/061,419
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/061,347
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/061,394
4th of July Follow-up7/9/061,387
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/061,515
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/062,156
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/062,313
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/062,298
Security Nap6/28/061,372
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/061,317
Beef Jerky6/23/061,395
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/061,422
Soldier Homecoming6/19/061,311
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/061,591
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/061,628
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/061,555
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/061,365
Hershey6/9/061,308
Epic Weekend part 26/8/061,348
Epic Weekend part 16/7/061,371
More Hershey6/6/061,380
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/061,392
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/061,671
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/061,397
Uhaul5/26/061,685
Play Pics5/25/061,451
Show's Down5/22/061,352
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/062,671
Show's Up5/15/061,277
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/061,623
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/061,413
Broken Parking Meters5/3/061,330
Cat Lipstick4/29/061,893
Speak-and-Type4/28/061,299
Not Normal4/25/061,424
Airplane Proposal4/22/061,348
Easter in New York4/19/061,208
You're An All-Star4/16/061,335
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/061,572
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/061,407
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/061,450
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/061,339
Almost 04/05/064/4/061,371
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/061,366
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/061,469
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/061,330
Nine Stages3/25/061,244
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/061,381
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/061,416
Casting Call3/13/061,245
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/061,383
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/061,583
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/061,354
Imaginary Numbers2/27/061,345
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/061,394
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/061,163
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/061,588
ZZyzx2/18/061,469
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/061,580
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/063,150
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/061,238
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/061,296
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/061,401
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/062,206
Alpacas2/3/062,834
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064,780
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/061,417
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/062,405
FLIRT1/28/061,382
Ski Trip1/26/061,340
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/061,377
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/061,282
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/061,394
Outburst Birth Control1/20/061,287
Golf Trip1/18/061,251
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/061,348
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/061,353
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/061,398
Another Year12/31/051,284
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053,891
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/052,224
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/052,403
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/052,270
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/052,267
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/051,296
Double Traffic12/16/051,268
Words That Suck Ass12/15/051,328
Words That Are Cool12/14/051,395
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/051,468
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/051,489
More Fun With Pennies12/8/051,540
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/051,550
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/051,486
Pennies12/2/051,467
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/051,477
Turkey Smuggling11/29/051,284
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/051,297
Jury Duty11/22/051,421
Leftovers11/21/051,316
PBR11/18/052,125
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/051,564
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/051,578
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/051,635
Surveys11/10/051,423
Free Razor11/9/051,255
More Costume Ideas11/7/051,405
Costume Ideas11/4/051,830
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/051,403
Jenn's Ass10/31/051,387
Lobby Ambassador10/30/051,653
BTW10/28/051,381
Snake v. Alligator10/26/051,581
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/052,909
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/052,086
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/051,325
Sky Mall10/21/051,739
Months10/20/051,333
Juxtaposition10/17/051,373
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/053,206
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/051,324
Hair's Your Post10/11/051,333
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/051,291
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/051,389
T9Word Foiled10/7/051,349
T9Word Challenge10/5/051,271
T9Word Story10/4/051,562
House Phone10/2/051,306
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/051,513
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/051,280
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/051,409
Student Truck Drivers9/26/051,277
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/051,214
Sam's Elevator9/22/051,338
Ilana9/20/051,231
Modern Convenience9/19/051,285
We've done it!9/16/051,245
Two Years in L.A.9/15/051,277
Claw Hammer9/13/051,600
My Fortune9/11/053,631
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/051,928
Electrical Surge9/6/051,273
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/051,232
Family Picture9/5/051,221
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/051,210
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/051,369
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/051,302
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/051,456
Death of the Scootskate8/25/051,808
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/051,376
Recap8/23/051,381
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/051,401
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,856
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/051,403
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/051,577
One More Picture8/13/051,199
Last Idaho Post8/10/051,394
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/051,394
Barter8/8/051,377
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/051,459
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/051,989
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/051,561
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/051,285
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/051,421
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/051,265
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/051,661
Own3d, again7/14/051,293
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/051,273
Random7/11/051,258
Speaking of cars...7/11/051,456
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/052,895
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/051,534
Blueberry Juice7/7/052,139
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/051,405
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/051,609
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/051,709
TiVo7/1/051,629
Good Day6/28/051,298
My First Shooting6/27/051,379
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/053,209
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/051,487
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/051,338
Statistics6/21/051,334
My First Earthquake6/19/053,160
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/051,375
Porn Truck6/16/051,435
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/051,318
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/051,298
Vegas6/13/051,656
Off To Las Vegas6/9/051,581
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/051,423
Beer Voices6/7/051,340
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/051,322
Customer Service6/4/051,290
Final Referral Post6/2/051,456
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/051,491
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/051,509
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/053,086
Speaking of Which...5/26/051,493
Donkey Balls5/25/052,669
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/051,288
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/051,357
Old Country Punking5/17/051,343
Fucking Door5/15/051,368
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/051,253
SAT Stumper5/10/051,444
Barely a Musical5/9/051,490
Husband of the Year5/5/051,358
Whole Fish Plate5/3/051,373
Termite Carnival5/2/051,440
One Upped4/28/051,463
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/051,431
My Current Desktop Background4/26/051,227
Gross Cups4/25/051,375
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/052,055
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/051,650
Pope Odds4/20/051,758
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/051,370
Return of the Smile4/7/051,250
Christian Science4/2/051,476
Weekend Mayhem4/2/051,312
Best Search Hits - March4/2/051,235
Nick and Angie3/8/051,358
Lost Hat3/5/051,472
Best Search Hits - February3/2/051,309
New York2/22/051,597
Off to NY; New Record2/18/051,294
April's Couch2/17/051,748
April's Cooler2/16/051,312
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/051,442
Restocking2/13/051,405
High Speed Chase2/11/051,464
Weekend2/9/051,594
Losing A Car2/7/051,472
Gaining A Car 22/6/051,374
Gaining A Car2/5/052,190
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/051,454
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/051,344
Guest Post - Mark1/30/051,426
...Still In Mourning1/27/051,522
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/051,411
It's Over1/22/051,407
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/051,461
A Weekend1/17/051,389
Rain in LA1/15/051,446
Of course...1/13/051,488
The Magnum1/12/051,398
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/051,303
Gay Bar1/9/051,318
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/051,479
Best Search Hits - December1/6/051,430
Own3d1/5/051,493
Happy New Year1/3/051,372
NYG12/31/041,432
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/042,965
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/041,407
Catching Up12/27/041,554
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/041,673
Anticipation12/19/041,298
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/041,375
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/041,660
Supersecurity12/16/041,325
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/041,326
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/041,288
Or maybe...12/12/041,279
My Birthday12/11/041,296
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/041,840
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/041,318
In'N'Out12/7/041,347
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/041,277
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/041,293
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/041,357
Best Search Hits - November12/2/041,433
Random Numbers12/1/041,304
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/041,562
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/041,724
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/041,750
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/041,670
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/041,678
Guest Post11/22/041,642
Drawer of Death11/20/041,427
Yankee Doodles11/19/041,445
DDR PS11/17/041,322
DDR11/16/041,451
East Coast Trip11/15/041,511
Burning! Burning!11/13/041,442
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/041,364
Statue Add-On11/7/041,476
Statue11/4/041,337
Best Search Hits - October11/2/041,313
Halloween Party10/31/041,494
Samurai Weapons10/30/041,879
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/041,442
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/041,495
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/041,490
Allied Chem Dry10/20/041,459
PS Johnny10/19/041,633
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/041,328
Dirty Pop Party10/16/041,951
Assless Chaps10/13/041,589
Computerless10/12/041,540
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/041,365
Beer and Pizza10/9/041,590
PBR10/6/041,638
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/041,543
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/041,885
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,878
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/041,889
Disastrous Trip9/27/041,873
Here We Go Again...9/26/041,819
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/041,896
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/041,825
How?9/21/041,913
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/042,535
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/041,882
Pay Toilets9/17/041,638
One Year Anniversary9/15/041,453
Stripfest9/11/041,486
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/041,486
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/041,663
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/041,543
Yoshinoya9/4/041,413
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/041,569
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/041,567
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/041,283
Skunking8/29/044,382
Work Schedule8/27/041,380
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/041,499
My Toe Hurts8/15/041,348
Moving In...8/14/041,558
Moving Out...8/13/041,460
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/041,391
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/041,457
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/041,586
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/041,652
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/041,483
Camping 28/2/041,651
Countdown8/1/041,422
The System7/27/041,606
The Fall of Productivity7/25/041,405
AVP7/22/041,394
For the Love of God7/17/041,501
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/041,610
Malibu7/12/041,440
Dodgeball7/11/041,486
The Sad News...7/8/041,505
Happy 4th7/4/041,544
Eureka!7/2/041,566
Vegas 36/30/041,453
Vegas 26/29/041,938
It Continues6/27/041,485
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/041,765
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/041,460
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/042,713
Vacation!6/3/041,885
Diligence6/2/041,688
Securitata!5/31/041,564
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/041,642
Catching Up5/29/041,448
How You Found Me5/25/041,551
Marathon Pix5/23/041,476
Gas5/18/041,438
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/041,530
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/041,603
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/042,041
Car Stew5/6/041,523
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/042,624
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/041,888
Car Set-Ups4/24/041,859
Triathlon P.S.4/20/041,529
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/043,490
Triathlon4/18/041,957
Security Guard of the Month4/9/042,559
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/041,381
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/041,498
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/041,548
Indian Giving3/26/041,569
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/041,614
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/043,142
Passion of the Criggety3/22/041,694
Wholesale Bliss3/15/041,590
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/041,487
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/041,627
My Neck Hurts3/4/041,775
Dueling Diatribes2/29/042,556
McTriathlon2/26/041,795
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/044,821
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/043,902
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/041,623
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/042,543
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/042,070
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/041,583
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/041,543
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/041,773
Week 202/3/041,629
Week 191/28/041,851
Week 181/21/041,755
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/041,925
20041/7/042,763
Week 161/3/041,875
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/031,563
Week 1512/21/031,580
Week 1412/14/031,542
Week 13.512/10/032,694
Week 1312/7/031,574
Week 1211/30/031,727
Week 1111/23/031,894
Week 1011/17/031,708
Week 911/10/031,973
Week 811/3/031,759
Week 710/28/031,672
Week 610/21/031,794
Week 510/14/032,111
Week 410/7/031,719
Week 39/30/032,127
Week 29/23/032,002
Week 19/17/032,087

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