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Junk Car5/17/131,894
Gender Coverage5/1/133,467
The Year of 13 Weddings4/5/136,129
Happy New Year!1/3/1314,287
Modern Medicine12/21/1215,409
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1213,936
Duck Dynasty11/23/1214,868
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1212,334
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/124,658
Actual Food11/11/123,925
Election11/7/124,066
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1215,245
Super Spacemobile8/18/1216,738
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1214,080
Florence Fight Club6/30/1216,031
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1217,026
Moving!4/30/126,236
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/127,293
Snatch3/31/126,637
Picture Catch Up2/19/125,461
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1210,424
IAWTV Awards1/11/129,421
Happier News12/30/1110,258
Sad News12/28/118,979
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/112,856
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1110,058
The Great State War12/8/114,938
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/115,235
Breakfast Rappers11/1/118,986
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1110,095
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/119,587
A**hole Monkey9/30/119,461
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1110,681
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/119,376
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/119,802
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/118,455
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1111,447
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/114,973
Book Signing6/17/111,695
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/112,778
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/114,193
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/114,732
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/118,266
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/114,740
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/114,893
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/114,528
Swimming With Snakes5/5/114,525
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/112,803
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/113,019
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/112,970
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/112,795
Terror Baby4/6/112,935
WNBA Dunk3/28/113,348
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/113,170
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/112,896
Dead Fish Tide3/10/113,248
Hit and Rearview3/8/112,833
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/112,785
Expired Shampoo2/27/112,342
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/113,313
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/1114,844
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/111,676
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/113,248
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/113,859
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/115,409
Guns1/25/114,342
More Pictures1/20/114,871
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/114,734
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1146,941
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/115,540
Southern Hospitality1/4/114,900
Numbers12/28/105,901
Wacky Symbols12/23/104,870
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/103,734
Birthday Olympics12/14/104,081
Catching Up12/9/103,427
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/105,249
States of Confusion11/20/106,346
VooDoo Donut11/18/106,216
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/106,209
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/105,772
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/105,459
Fortune10/13/103,655
The Backin' Up Song10/8/103,860
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/107,088
GIF of the Day9/22/105,314
More Bars In More Places9/13/104,361
You Down With?9/3/103,530
Captcha8/30/103,601
Hacked8/25/103,070
Holiday Graph8/17/104,833
Andre the Giant8/12/101,804
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/103,231
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/102,007
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/103,971
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1038,518
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/104,402
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/103,237
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/102,986
Happy 4th of July!7/2/102,283
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/103,649
I've Got a Scammer6/22/102,850
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/104,484
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/104,142
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/104,615
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/108,292
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/103,175
Man Diagram5/18/104,855
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/104,273
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/104,022
Angry Turtle5/7/102,875
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1010,085
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/102,815
Conspiracy Nut4/28/102,815
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/103,879
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/103,418
Barely a Bear4/19/102,952
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/103,542
The Jessies, 20104/14/103,085
Switzerland, 902104/12/103,463
Viral Pixels4/8/104,109
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/104,287
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/109,053
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1012,819
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/104,351
Century Map - Final!3/11/101,923
It has begun...3/10/102,015
Century Squared3/9/101,654
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/101,615
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/102,179
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/102,449
Triceracopter2/23/101,794
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/102,222
Natty Light2/17/101,694
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102,143
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/102,796
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/102,176
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/102,882
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/102,659
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/101,680
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/104,427
Jewelry1/25/101,789
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/101,804
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/101,820
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/101,740
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/101,583
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/102,153
Archives Updated1/5/101,669
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/104,340
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/102,567
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/095,066
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/091,821
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/092,845
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/092,083
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/093,037
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/092,236
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/092,213
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/092,792
Birthday12/11/092,313
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/092,608
My 15 Favorite Porn Titles (Based on Actual Movies)12/7/099,139
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/092,487
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/092,226
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/092,439
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/092,780
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/093,797
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/093,184
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/094,211
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09998,530
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/093,631
Theo's Board11/5/091,928
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/094,367
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/092,091
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/096,368
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/091,654
Tournament For Life10/26/091,826
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/092,444
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/094,783
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/091,678
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/095,856
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/092,143
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/094,349
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/093,106
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/094,240
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/091,763
Drag Racing10/1/092,417
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/092,328
Lost and Found9/29/092,341
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/092,756
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/092,304
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/094,728
1,000,000 Views!9/11/091,674
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/092,745
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/091,848
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/091,919
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/098,937
Misconception Quiz9/3/092,002
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/091,036
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/094,597
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/091,996
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/092,110
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/093,863
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/092,484
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/0912,268
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/091,826
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/094,306
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/093,557
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/091,922
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/093,619
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/098,285
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/092,472
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/093,086
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/098,440
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/094,891
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/092,675
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/091,821
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/093,174
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/099,404
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/091,695
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/094,006
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/092,137
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/099,502
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/091,800
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/098,669
Manolith7/14/091,664
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/093,653
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/093,031
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09136,458
4D of July7/6/091,688
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/091,644
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/099,812
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/091,500
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/091,627
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/091,758
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/091,649
Super Zorch 26/27/091,366
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/091,238
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/091,623
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/091,921
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/091,407
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/091,201
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/091,278
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/091,121
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/091,316
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/091,347
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/091,269
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/091,240
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/091,803
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/091,160
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/092,776
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/091,634
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/091,710
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0961,131
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/092,674
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/093,852
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/091,542
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/091,322
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/091,049
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/091,114
Super Zorch5/25/091,052
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/093,299
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/091,913
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/091,590
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/091,474
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/091,761
Shark Suplex5/13/094,811
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/091,933
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0983,948
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/092,309
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/093,997
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/097,291
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,160,139
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0963,189
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/092,431
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/092,427
The Haircut Dream4/29/091,728
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/092,120
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/091,231
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/097,307
The Mystery Poop4/23/092,327
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/095,002
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0922,502
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/09760
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/091,305
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/092,916
Easter Follow-up4/14/091,143
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/091,453
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09355,917
I Heart 8mpg4/9/091,377
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/093,044
Fortune Cookie4/7/091,527
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0960,581
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/091,157
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/091,299
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/091,307
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/072,654
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/078,311
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/07626
Rants12/19/07752
Origami Boulder12/10/07860
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/071,341
My Will - PS11/11/071,032
My Will11/9/071,268
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/075,967
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/07913
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/071,568
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/071,041
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/071,062
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/072,526
Marshmallows10/10/071,093
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0727,812
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/072,431
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/071,145
Turbo Prop10/1/07831
Context9/25/07762
Mascot Rematch 29/24/071,076
Mascot Rematch 19/23/071,261
Mascot Death Matches9/22/071,545
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/071,539
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/07647
I Hate Moving9/7/07896
The New House9/3/07768
Wedding Horror8/31/071,133
And^58/28/071,646
Buffalo^88/27/072,539
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/07680
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/07651
Yard Games8/13/07702
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/07684
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/071,939
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/071,021
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/07780
Cabin7/18/072,367
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/072,073
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/07820
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/07636
Undesirable6/25/07595
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07983
Foot --> Mouth6/18/07619
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/07724
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/071,054
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/072,082
Choking Hazard6/7/071,007
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/071,342
Ron's BAC5/27/071,667
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/07798
PS - May5/18/07593
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/07577
Q and A5/15/07624
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/07564
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/071,019
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/07852
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/07549
Tri 25/3/07536
Broken Printer4/19/07492
Venne Week4/15/07666
Marlboro Mask3/30/07684
Airport Rant3/17/071,393
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/07705
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/07603
Random Words2/23/07700
Euginia's Story2/1/071,906
My Gay Date1/28/07732
Waterless Toilets1/17/071,644
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/062,378
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/06726
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/06861
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/06748
Spam12/8/062,159
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/06880
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/06841
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/06893
Line Rider11/14/06778
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/063,864
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/06893
Hollyween11/5/06855
Parking Ticket11/2/06818
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/06845
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/06803
Voicemail auditions10/25/06853
Dickies10/20/06795
Mules10/18/061,705
Our New Website10/16/06769
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/06778
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/06872
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/06776
Americanians10/6/06799
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/06867
BAS-TARDs10/4/063,040
Godmother9/28/06697
Giant Blueberries9/26/06768
Reno9/25/06677
Gun Case9/23/06690
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/06699
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/061,047
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/06687
Warranty9/12/06679
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/06740
Failure Defined9/7/06726
New Roommate... Again9/6/06672
Totalling Totals9/3/06682
Cavities9/1/06711
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/06917
Top Rated Weddings8/28/06901
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/06896
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/06960
Representative Places8/24/06659
Phone a Friend8/22/06688
Drunk at Wedding8/21/06644
Watermelons8/18/062,264
Wombats on a Moped8/17/06607
Snakes on a Plane8/16/06704
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/06703
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/06731
BTW8/12/06716
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/06691
Kicked Out8/9/06706
Brian's Wedding8/8/06675
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/062,420
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/062,346
House of Wax8/2/061,975
Back8/1/06662
Website Reconstruction7/27/06675
Last Day of Security7/24/06644
Mail Order Camera7/22/06631
Caste Party7/20/06674
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/06665
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/06694
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/06633
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/06664
4th of July Follow-up7/9/06634
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/06819
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/061,244
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/061,287
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/061,603
Security Nap6/28/06659
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/06636
Beef Jerky6/23/06678
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/06722
Soldier Homecoming6/19/06647
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/06675
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/06770
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/06870
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/06663
Hershey6/9/06640
Epic Weekend part 26/8/06681
Epic Weekend part 16/7/06643
More Hershey6/6/06684
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/06584
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/06790
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/06658
Uhaul5/26/06833
Play Pics5/25/06682
Show's Down5/22/06594
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/061,908
Show's Up5/15/06573
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/06596
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/06578
Broken Parking Meters5/3/06591
Cat Lipstick4/29/06807
Speak-and-Type4/28/06610
Not Normal4/25/06729
Airplane Proposal4/22/06704
Easter in New York4/19/06584
You're An All-Star4/16/06611
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/06856
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/06733
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/06657
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/06632
Almost 04/05/064/4/06660
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/06594
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/06748
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/06641
Nine Stages3/25/06616
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/06605
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/06627
Casting Call3/13/06583
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/06625
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/06779
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/06605
Imaginary Numbers2/27/06591
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/06595
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/06568
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/06804
ZZyzx2/18/06752
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/06785
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/06776
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/06559
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/06636
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/06641
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/061,587
Alpacas2/3/062,163
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064,024
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/06625
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/061,166
FLIRT1/28/06598
Ski Trip1/26/06575
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/06638
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/06628
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/06667
Outburst Birth Control1/20/06566
Golf Trip1/18/06596
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/06606
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/06653
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/06634
Another Year12/31/05573
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/053,099
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/051,465
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/051,684
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/051,506
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/051,548
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/05610
Double Traffic12/16/05555
Words That Suck Ass12/15/05581
Words That Are Cool12/14/05636
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/05770
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/05818
More Fun With Pennies12/8/05766
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/05836
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/05780
Pennies12/2/05752
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/05688
Turkey Smuggling11/29/05659
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/05652
Jury Duty11/22/05688
Leftovers11/21/05653
PBR11/18/051,432
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/05852
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/05877
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/05961
Surveys11/10/05673
Free Razor11/9/05648
More Costume Ideas11/7/05687
Costume Ideas11/4/051,058
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/05701
Jenn's Ass10/31/05707
Lobby Ambassador10/30/05919
BTW10/28/05686
Snake v. Alligator10/26/05726
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/052,031
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/051,426
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/05650
Sky Mall10/21/05787
Months10/20/05639
Juxtaposition10/17/05555
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/05625
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/05598
Hair's Your Post10/11/05616
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/05582
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/05656
T9Word Foiled10/7/05611
T9Word Challenge10/5/05556
T9Word Story10/4/05722
House Phone10/2/05591
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/05901
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/05563
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/05616
Student Truck Drivers9/26/05568
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/05611
Sam's Elevator9/22/05624
Ilana9/20/05600
Modern Convenience9/19/05585
We've done it!9/16/05591
Two Years in L.A.9/15/05583
Claw Hammer9/13/05862
My Fortune9/11/052,916
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/05971
Electrical Surge9/6/05564
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/05532
Family Picture9/5/05606
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/05536
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/05656
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/05626
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/05748
Death of the Scootskate8/25/05940
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/05659
Recap8/23/05704
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/05675
Old Style Nintendo8/21/055,195
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/05688
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/05802
One More Picture8/13/05600
Last Idaho Post8/10/05637
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/05628
Barter8/8/05658
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/05696
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/051,017
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/05863
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/05580
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/05664
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/05602
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/05679
Own3d, again7/14/05685
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/05619
Random7/11/05626
Speaking of cars...7/11/05687
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/051,713
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/05677
Blueberry Juice7/7/051,222
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/05822
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/05898
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/05943
TiVo7/1/05858
Good Day6/28/05628
My First Shooting6/27/05661
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/052,369
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/05668
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/05600
Statistics6/21/05645
My First Earthquake6/19/05829
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/05627
Porn Truck6/16/05636
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/05621
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/05642
Vegas6/13/05896
Off To Las Vegas6/9/05903
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/05666
Beer Voices6/7/05669
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/05654
Customer Service6/4/05620
Final Referral Post6/2/05703
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/05772
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/05742
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/051,972
Speaking of Which...5/26/05706
Donkey Balls5/25/051,653
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/05639
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/05651
Old Country Punking5/17/05660
Fucking Door5/15/05689
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/05599
SAT Stumper5/10/05666
Barely a Musical5/9/05627
Husband of the Year5/5/05641
Whole Fish Plate5/3/05726
Termite Carnival5/2/05694
One Upped4/28/05754
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/05707
My Current Desktop Background4/26/05625
Gross Cups4/25/05705
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/051,238
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/05747
Pope Odds4/20/05894
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/05660
Return of the Smile4/7/05656
Christian Science4/2/05717
Weekend Mayhem4/2/05630
Best Search Hits - March4/2/05633
Nick and Angie3/8/05676
Lost Hat3/5/05694
Best Search Hits - February3/2/05671
New York2/22/05842
Off to NY; New Record2/18/05665
April's Couch2/17/05834
April's Cooler2/16/05677
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/05715
Restocking2/13/05723
High Speed Chase2/11/05689
Weekend2/9/05789
Losing A Car2/7/05684
Gaining A Car 22/6/05656
Gaining A Car2/5/05915
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/05664
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/05665
Guest Post - Mark1/30/05702
...Still In Mourning1/27/05838
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/05709
It's Over1/22/05737
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/05722
A Weekend1/17/05677
Rain in LA1/15/05714
Of course...1/13/05729
The Magnum1/12/05732
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/05699
Gay Bar1/9/05707
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/05780
Best Search Hits - December1/6/05703
Own3d1/5/05721
Happy New Year1/3/05695
NYG12/31/04664
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/041,557
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/04699
Catching Up12/27/04723
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/04946
Anticipation12/19/04644
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/04578
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/04794
Supersecurity12/16/04642
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/04681
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/04668
Or maybe...12/12/04665
My Birthday12/11/04649
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/041,014
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/04595
In'N'Out12/7/04633
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/04623
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/04587
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/04639
Best Search Hits - November12/2/04731
Random Numbers12/1/04651
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/04913
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/041,037
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/041,004
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/04934
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/04921
Guest Post11/22/04931
Drawer of Death11/20/04707
Yankee Doodles11/19/04704
DDR PS11/17/04666
DDR11/16/04644
East Coast Trip11/15/04728
Burning! Burning!11/13/04659
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/04674
Statue Add-On11/7/04620
Statue11/4/04662
Best Search Hits - October11/2/04641
Halloween Party10/31/04811
Samurai Weapons10/30/04820
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/04758
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/04804
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/04793
Allied Chem Dry10/20/04767
PS Johnny10/19/04910
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/04736
Dirty Pop Party10/16/041,047
Assless Chaps10/13/04840
Computerless10/12/04746
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/04698
Beer and Pizza10/9/04810
PBR10/6/04817
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/04787
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/041,132
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/041,180
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/041,157
Disastrous Trip9/27/041,164
Here We Go Again...9/26/041,129
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/041,142
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/041,167
How?9/21/041,187
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/041,402
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/041,154
Pay Toilets9/17/04828
One Year Anniversary9/15/04800
Stripfest9/11/04815
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/04788
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/04783
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/04813
Yoshinoya9/4/04821
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/04796
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/04787
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/04613
Skunking8/29/041,953
Work Schedule8/27/04694
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/04833
My Toe Hurts8/15/04612
Moving In...8/14/04830
Moving Out...8/13/04812
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/04757
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/04800
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/04809
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/04813
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/04821
Camping 28/2/04827
Countdown8/1/04795
The System7/27/04884
The Fall of Productivity7/25/04658
AVP7/22/04742
For the Love of God7/17/04774
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/04878
Malibu7/12/04763
Dodgeball7/11/04815
The Sad News...7/8/04760
Happy 4th7/4/04792
Eureka!7/2/04800
Vegas 36/30/04746
Vegas 26/29/041,023
It Continues6/27/04781
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/04971
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/04762
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/041,688
Vacation!6/3/04812
Diligence6/2/04815
Securitata!5/31/04798
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/04867
Catching Up5/29/04820
How You Found Me5/25/04806
Marathon Pix5/23/04796
Gas5/18/04802
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/04784
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/04817
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/041,330
Car Stew5/6/04869
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/041,837
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/041,081
Car Set-Ups4/24/041,168
Triathlon P.S.4/20/04807
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/042,391
Triathlon4/18/041,076
Security Guard of the Month4/9/041,564
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/04627
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/04793
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/04781
Indian Giving3/26/04800
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/04836
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/042,131
Passion of the Criggety3/22/04799
Wholesale Bliss3/15/04850
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/04669
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/04828
My Neck Hurts3/4/04907
Dueling Diatribes2/29/04796
McTriathlon2/26/04858
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/042,932
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/042,540
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/04990
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/041,546
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/041,269
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/04908
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/04826
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/041,010
Week 202/3/04795
Week 191/28/04806
Week 181/21/04842
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/041,091
20041/7/041,168
Week 161/3/04821
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/03830
Week 1512/21/03836
Week 1412/14/03837
Week 13.512/10/031,632
Week 1312/7/03729
Week 1211/30/03896
Week 1111/23/03872
Week 1011/17/03783
Week 911/10/03855
Week 811/3/03862
Week 710/28/03847
Week 610/21/03886
Week 510/14/03956
Week 410/7/03891
Week 39/30/031,033
Week 29/23/03978
Week 19/17/031,168

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