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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/1423,377
Google Transcribe3/3/1423,284
Picture Catchups2/20/1423,515
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/1423,321
Computers, Computers12/14/1323,280
News - Year In Review11/30/13127
Long Live the Civic11/2/1368
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1378
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1383
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1381
Our Wedding10/3/1364
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1384
Football Fans8/27/1360
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1373
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/1369
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1392
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/13106
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/13111
White People Music6/25/1387
Lost Love6/12/1378
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1391
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1386
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1376
Junk Car3/27/1376
Gender Coverage3/3/1374
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1392
Happy New Year!1/3/1361
Modern Medicine12/21/1275
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1290
Duck Dynasty11/23/1264
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1289
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/1261
Actual Food11/11/1278
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/121,015
Super Spacemobile8/18/1277
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1259
Florence Fight Club6/30/1268
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1294
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/12241
Picture Catch Up2/19/1258
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12933
IAWTV Awards1/11/1264
Happier News12/30/1180
Sad News12/28/1166
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/11578
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1167
The Great State War12/8/1168
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1187
Breakfast Rappers11/1/11110
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/11124
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1147
A**hole Monkey9/30/1160
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/11107
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1151
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/11155
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1198
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/11110
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/11318
Book Signing6/17/1195
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/11116
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11675
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11942
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/112,168
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1169
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/11145
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1156
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1180
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/11114
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/11107
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1189
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1191
Terror Baby4/6/1186
WNBA Dunk3/28/1159
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1194
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1182
Dead Fish Tide3/10/11115
Hit and Rearview3/8/11101
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1175
Expired Shampoo2/27/11140
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1181
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/11210
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/1153
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1161
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1151
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/11186
More Pictures1/20/1178
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/11136
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/11420
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/11104
Southern Hospitality1/4/1162
Wacky Symbols12/23/10103
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1093
Birthday Olympics12/14/10128
Catching Up12/9/1078
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10242
States of Confusion11/20/1092
VooDoo Donut11/18/10127
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/10115
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1068
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/10187
The Backin' Up Song10/8/1071
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/10472
GIF of the Day9/22/1087
More Bars In More Places9/13/1074
You Down With?9/3/1076
Holiday Graph8/17/1094
Andre the Giant8/12/10340
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/1073
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1091
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1076
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1073
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1069
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/1055
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1091
Happy 4th of July!7/2/1052
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/10155
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1076
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/10158
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/10110
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/10103
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/10237
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/1042
Man Diagram5/18/1075
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/10108
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/10107
Angry Turtle5/7/1067
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/10365
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/1070
Conspiracy Nut4/28/1069
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/10188
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1088
Barely a Bear4/19/1048
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/1046
The Jessies, 20104/14/1054
Switzerland, 902104/12/1062
Viral Pixels4/8/1055
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1065
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/10209
10 Epic Pranks3/17/10285
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/10158
Century Map - Final!3/11/1053
It has begun...3/10/1052
Century Squared3/9/1083
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1063
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/1048
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1086
Natty Light2/17/1048
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1071
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/10115
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1088
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/1050
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/10249
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/1049
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/10112
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1065
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/1040
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/1056
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/1076
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/10187
Archives Updated1/5/1046
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/10373
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/10153
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/09174
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/09166
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/09166
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0966
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/09170
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/09155
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/09158
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/09222
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/0952
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0987
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/09125
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/09212
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/09109
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/09156
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/09120
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/09129
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,378
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/09147
Theo's Board11/5/09147
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/09164
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0995
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/09286
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/09153
Tournament For Life10/26/0960
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/09155
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0990
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/09124
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/09355
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/09104
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/09101
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/09517
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/09146
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/09140
Drag Racing10/1/09116
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0976
Lost and Found9/29/09154
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0961
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0985
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/09159
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0994
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/09277
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0966
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/09158
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/09325
Misconception Quiz9/3/0959
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0963
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/09325
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0982
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0964
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/09317
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/09140
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/09260
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/09101
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/09265
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/0970
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0989
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/09167
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/09297
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0992
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0991
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/09231
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/09147
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0975
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/09115
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/09250
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0983
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0984
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/09170
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/0970
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/09748
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/09154
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/09539
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/09248
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/091,221
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/096,002
4D of July7/6/09261
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/09102
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0975
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0987
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/09209
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/09105
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0971
Super Zorch 26/27/0982
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/09208
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/09231
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/09145
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/09213
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/09120
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/09163
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/09151
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/09355
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/09106
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0976
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0982
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0995
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0983
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/09154
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0986
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/09177
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/092,978
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/09117
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/09202
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/0967
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0996
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0995
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0993
Super Zorch5/25/0993
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/09171
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/09129
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0972
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/0999
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0996
Shark Suplex5/13/09159
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/09131
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/09764
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/09114
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/09127
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/09180
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,342
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/09235
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0988
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0999
The Haircut Dream4/29/0977
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/09121
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/09116
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/09220
The Mystery Poop4/23/09239
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/09117
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/09325
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0976
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/09125
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/09126
Easter Follow-up4/14/09172
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0976
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/092,935
I Heart 8mpg4/9/09158
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/09137
Fortune Cookie4/7/0980
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/09323
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/09242
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/09112
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0993
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0799
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/07171
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/07105
Origami Boulder12/10/0775
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/07102
My Will - PS11/11/0775
My Will11/9/07125
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/07171
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/07121
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0798
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0782
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0772
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/07211
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/07303
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/07296
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/07143
Turbo Prop10/1/0793
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0781
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0774
Mascot Death Matches9/22/07154
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0773
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/07115
I Hate Moving9/7/0784
The New House9/3/0766
Wedding Horror8/31/0773
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/07191
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0782
Yard Games8/13/07139
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/07133
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/07197
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/07216
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0742
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0788
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/07197
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07226
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0775
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/07125
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/07209
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/07123
Choking Hazard6/7/07182
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0768
Ron's BAC5/27/07158
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0755
PS - May5/18/0746
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0761
Q and A5/15/07133
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/0749
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/0766
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/07109
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0766
Tri 25/3/0779
Broken Printer4/19/0764
Venne Week4/15/0775
Marlboro Mask3/30/0751
Airport Rant3/17/07182
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/07131
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0781
Random Words2/23/0778
Euginia's Story2/1/07128
My Gay Date1/28/07125
Waterless Toilets1/17/0789
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/06145
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0686
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/0646
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0658
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0684
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0678
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0691
Line Rider11/14/06129
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/06141
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/06144
Parking Ticket11/2/0691
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/0639
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/0661
Voicemail auditions10/25/0661
Our New Website10/16/0667
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/0658
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0692
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0678
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/0647
Giant Blueberries9/26/0693
Gun Case9/23/0657
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0685
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/06124
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0665
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0661
Failure Defined9/7/0656
New Roommate... Again9/6/0657
Totalling Totals9/3/0658
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/0642
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0648
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0657
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/0638
Representative Places8/24/0662
Phone a Friend8/22/0648
Drunk at Wedding8/21/0649
Wombats on a Moped8/17/0648
Snakes on a Plane8/16/0644
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0674
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/0656
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0667
Kicked Out8/9/0649
Brian's Wedding8/8/0672
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0648
House of Wax8/2/0654
Website Reconstruction7/27/0645
Last Day of Security7/24/0680
Mail Order Camera7/22/0638
Caste Party7/20/0660
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0668
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0689
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0667
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0689
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0665
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0676
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0699
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/06219
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0644
Security Nap6/28/0650
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/0629
Beef Jerky6/23/0640
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/0675
Soldier Homecoming6/19/0639
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/0658
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/0689
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/0671
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/0656
Epic Weekend part 26/8/0634
Epic Weekend part 16/7/0661
More Hershey6/6/0639
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0692
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/0692
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/0650
Play Pics5/25/0657
Show's Down5/22/0651
Show's Up5/15/0655
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0679
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0666
Broken Parking Meters5/3/0653
Cat Lipstick4/29/06114
Not Normal4/25/0654
Airplane Proposal4/22/0643
Easter in New York4/19/0660
You're An All-Star4/16/0668
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/0644
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0673
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0669
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/0647
Almost 04/05/064/4/0639
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/0639
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0669
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/0641
Nine Stages3/25/0632
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/0638
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0655
Casting Call3/13/0634
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/0634
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/06118
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0668
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0657
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0676
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/0650
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/06108
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/0637
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/0649
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/0640
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0681
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/0670
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0656
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0652
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0673
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/06125
Ski Trip1/26/0660
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/0662
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/0650
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/0662
Outburst Birth Control1/20/0649
Golf Trip1/18/0649
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0655
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0653
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/0634
Another Year12/31/0549
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0577
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0588
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0591
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0578
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0560
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/0546
Double Traffic12/16/0544
Words That Suck Ass12/15/0546
Words That Are Cool12/14/0562
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/0552
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/0530
More Fun With Pennies12/8/0550
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0567
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/0548
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0581
Turkey Smuggling11/29/0551
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/0550
Jury Duty11/22/0563
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0590
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/0562
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0580
Free Razor11/9/0562
More Costume Ideas11/7/0576
Costume Ideas11/4/0552
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/0544
Jenn's Ass10/31/0575
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0571
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0566
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/05159
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0561
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/0553
Sky Mall10/21/05115
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0550
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0562
Hair's Your Post10/11/0554
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/0539
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0565
T9Word Foiled10/7/0545
T9Word Challenge10/5/0565
T9Word Story10/4/0576
House Phone10/2/0550
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/0536
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/0553
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/0566
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0565
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/0534
Sam's Elevator9/22/0566
Modern Convenience9/19/0530
We've done it!9/16/0565
Two Years in L.A.9/15/0536
Claw Hammer9/13/0568
My Fortune9/11/0543
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/05114
Electrical Surge9/6/0550
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/0527
Family Picture9/5/0574
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/0547
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0581
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0579
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0573
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0570
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/05112
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0566
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0578
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0558
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0566
One More Picture8/13/0558
Last Idaho Post8/10/0581
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/0560
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/05121
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0591
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0568
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0583
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/0556
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/0532
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/0587
Own3d, again7/14/0536
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0578
Speaking of cars...7/11/0563
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0579
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0557
Blueberry Juice7/7/0594
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/0551
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/0541
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0566
Good Day6/28/0539
My First Shooting6/27/0579
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0575
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/0554
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0546
My First Earthquake6/19/05115
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0567
Porn Truck6/16/0581
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0579
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0553
Off To Las Vegas6/9/0535
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/0553
Beer Voices6/7/0554
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/0562
Customer Service6/4/0557
Final Referral Post6/2/0564
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/0547
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0558
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/05255
Speaking of Which...5/26/0554
Donkey Balls5/25/0595
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/0560
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/0562
Old Country Punking5/17/0550
Fucking Door5/15/0568
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/0557
SAT Stumper5/10/0591
Barely a Musical5/9/0587
Husband of the Year5/5/0545
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0574
Termite Carnival5/2/0594
One Upped4/28/0556
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/0536
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0564
Gross Cups4/25/0559
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0568
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/05117
Pope Odds4/20/0541
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/0541
Return of the Smile4/7/0535
Christian Science4/2/0599
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0561
Best Search Hits - March4/2/0531
Nick and Angie3/8/0562
Lost Hat3/5/0567
Best Search Hits - February3/2/0546
New York2/22/0587
Off to NY; New Record2/18/0574
April's Couch2/17/0563
April's Cooler2/16/0552
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0584
High Speed Chase2/11/05137
Losing A Car2/7/0549
Gaining A Car 22/6/0592
Gaining A Car2/5/05152
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0582
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0574
Guest Post - Mark1/30/0554
...Still In Mourning1/27/0538
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0580
It's Over1/22/0542
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/0546
A Weekend1/17/0540
Rain in LA1/15/0565
Of course...1/13/0550
The Magnum1/12/0571
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/0542
Gay Bar1/9/0540
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/0559
Best Search Hits - December1/6/0557
Happy New Year1/3/0558
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/04194
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0486
Catching Up12/27/0479
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0474
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/0446
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0487
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/0441
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/0442
Or maybe...12/12/0470
My Birthday12/11/0463
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0485
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0476
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/0450
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/0468
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/0464
Best Search Hits - November12/2/0450
Random Numbers12/1/0444
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0448
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/0446
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0466
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/0446
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/0452
Guest Post11/22/0440
Drawer of Death11/20/0497
Yankee Doodles11/19/0457
DDR PS11/17/0465
East Coast Trip11/15/0475
Burning! Burning!11/13/0448
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0459
Statue Add-On11/7/04111
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0486
Halloween Party10/31/0453
Samurai Weapons10/30/0489
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0475
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/0461
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0463
Allied Chem Dry10/20/0461
PS Johnny10/19/0453
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/0435
Dirty Pop Party10/16/04131
Assless Chaps10/13/0443
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/0452
Beer and Pizza10/9/0481
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/04110
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/0459
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/0454
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0462
Disastrous Trip9/27/0446
Here We Go Again...9/26/0456
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0480
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/0448
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/04117
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0480
Pay Toilets9/17/0490
One Year Anniversary9/15/0444
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/0449
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0488
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0477
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0466
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0474
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/0472
Work Schedule8/27/0458
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0489
My Toe Hurts8/15/0468
Moving In...8/14/0471
Moving Out...8/13/0449
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/0466
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/0454
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0498
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/0477
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0463
Camping 28/2/0487
The System7/27/0444
The Fall of Productivity7/25/0460
For the Love of God7/17/0447
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/0457
The Sad News...7/8/0441
Happy 4th7/4/0452
Vegas 36/30/0464
Vegas 26/29/04122
It Continues6/27/0447
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0486
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/0447
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0482
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0479
Catching Up5/29/0455
How You Found Me5/25/0473
Marathon Pix5/23/0463
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0462
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0455
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/0474
Car Stew5/6/0466
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0460
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0473
Car Set-Ups4/24/0481
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0476
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/04215
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0498
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/04128
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0465
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0445
Indian Giving3/26/0460
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0477
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/04150
Passion of the Criggety3/22/04114
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0471
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/04118
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/04102
My Neck Hurts3/4/0469
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0469
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/04197
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/04147
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/0457
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/04115
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0477
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/0483
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0467
Week 202/3/04132
Week 191/28/04137
Week 181/21/04112
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/04145
Week 161/3/04152
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0361
Week 1512/21/0361
Week 1412/14/0357
Week 13.512/10/03230
Week 1312/7/03131
Week 1211/30/0356
Week 1111/23/03133
Week 1011/17/0391
Week 911/10/03155
Week 811/3/03100
Week 710/28/03139
Week 610/21/0378
Week 510/14/03182
Week 410/7/0383
Week 39/30/0351
Week 29/23/03128
Week 19/17/03115