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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/1411,971
Google Transcribe3/3/1411,914
Picture Catchups2/20/1412,041
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/1411,924
Computers, Computers12/14/1311,938
News - Year In Review11/30/1366
Long Live the Civic11/2/1339
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1343
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1351
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1344
Our Wedding10/3/1339
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1346
Football Fans8/27/1334
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1347
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/1335
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1347
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/1362
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1375
White People Music6/25/1351
Lost Love6/12/1343
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1350
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1353
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1346
Junk Car3/27/1342
Gender Coverage3/3/1339
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1347
Happy New Year!1/3/1331
Modern Medicine12/21/1243
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1251
Duck Dynasty11/23/1237
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1250
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/1229
Actual Food11/11/1242
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/12535
Super Spacemobile8/18/1243
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1231
Florence Fight Club6/30/1236
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1253
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/12137
Picture Catch Up2/19/1235
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12539
IAWTV Awards1/11/1238
Happier News12/30/1143
Sad News12/28/1139
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/11324
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1140
The Great State War12/8/1138
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1146
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1164
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/1179
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1124
A**hole Monkey9/30/1138
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1158
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1130
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/1189
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1151
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1151
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/11176
Book Signing6/17/1143
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/1154
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11452
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11593
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/111,224
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1142
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/1183
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1134
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1152
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/1169
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/1167
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1142
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1145
Terror Baby4/6/1149
WNBA Dunk3/28/1131
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1148
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1144
Dead Fish Tide3/10/1158
Hit and Rearview3/8/1155
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1133
Expired Shampoo2/27/1173
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1138
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/11140
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/1128
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1136
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1128
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/1193
More Pictures1/20/1146
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/1178
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/11238
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/1158
Southern Hospitality1/4/1137
Wacky Symbols12/23/1047
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1048
Birthday Olympics12/14/1058
Catching Up12/9/1044
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10169
States of Confusion11/20/1047
VooDoo Donut11/18/1073
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/1063
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1031
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/1082
The Backin' Up Song10/8/1030
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/10241
GIF of the Day9/22/1044
More Bars In More Places9/13/1038
You Down With?9/3/1036
Holiday Graph8/17/1050
Andre the Giant8/12/10300
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/1035
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1045
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1043
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1038
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1043
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/1028
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1042
Happy 4th of July!7/2/1026
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/1078
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1043
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/1089
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/1062
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/1062
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/1095
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/1021
Man Diagram5/18/1042
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/1059
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/1057
Angry Turtle5/7/1034
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/10175
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/1037
Conspiracy Nut4/28/1027
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/1091
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1054
Barely a Bear4/19/1017
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/1026
The Jessies, 20104/14/1021
Switzerland, 902104/12/1023
Viral Pixels4/8/1021
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1043
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/10113
10 Epic Pranks3/17/10152
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/1078
Century Map - Final!3/11/1024
It has begun...3/10/1028
Century Squared3/9/1047
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1033
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/1019
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1042
Natty Light2/17/1025
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1035
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/1064
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1055
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/1027
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/10119
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/1028
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/1049
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1031
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/1018
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/1028
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/1037
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/1089
Archives Updated1/5/1025
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/10271
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/10100
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/09110
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/0971
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/0981
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0940
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/09105
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/0966
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/0981
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/09108
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/0926
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0944
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/0971
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/0979
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/0954
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/0984
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/0958
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/0956
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/09712
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/0969
Theo's Board11/5/0965
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/0984
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0940
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/09130
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/0970
Tournament For Life10/26/0931
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/0975
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0949
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/0955
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/09180
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/0949
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/0965
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/09234
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/0966
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/0961
Drag Racing10/1/0953
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0950
Lost and Found9/29/0976
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0939
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0937
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/0993
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0940
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/09142
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0939
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/0981
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/09158
Misconception Quiz9/3/0930
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0932
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/09166
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0948
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0935
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/09145
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/0967
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/09141
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/0954
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/09150
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/0934
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0950
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/0994
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/09179
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0946
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0959
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/09128
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/0979
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0942
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/0960
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/09146
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0951
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0944
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/0975
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/0932
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/09166
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/0977
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/09271
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/09124
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09571
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/093,041
4D of July7/6/09115
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/0964
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0937
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0945
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/0995
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/0958
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0943
Super Zorch 26/27/0940
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/0974
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/09113
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/0980
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/09103
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/0957
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/0987
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/0981
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/09166
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/0963
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0937
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0946
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0955
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0942
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/0992
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0942
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/0980
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/091,176
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0961
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/0993
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/0928
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0955
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0945
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0947
Super Zorch5/25/0949
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/0989
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/0949
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0945
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/0946
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0940
Shark Suplex5/13/0982
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/0974
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/09401
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0959
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/0965
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/09106
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/09712
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/09135
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0949
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0958
The Haircut Dream4/29/0947
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/0965
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/0962
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/09116
The Mystery Poop4/23/09141
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/0961
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/09181
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0954
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/0975
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/0978
Easter Follow-up4/14/0982
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0943
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/091,637
I Heart 8mpg4/9/0982
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/0983
Fortune Cookie4/7/0950
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/09179
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/09106
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/0955
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0957
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0757
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/0785
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/0758
Origami Boulder12/10/0746
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/0758
My Will - PS11/11/0740
My Will11/9/0775
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/0782
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/0759
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0758
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0742
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0744
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/07102
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/07164
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/07135
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/0764
Turbo Prop10/1/0754
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0738
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0737
Mascot Death Matches9/22/0771
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0745
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/0771
I Hate Moving9/7/0747
The New House9/3/0738
Wedding Horror8/31/0745
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/0789
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0742
Yard Games8/13/0761
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/0768
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/07100
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/0788
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0726
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0745
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/0796
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07113
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0741
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/0761
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/0784
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0766
Choking Hazard6/7/0787
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0738
Ron's BAC5/27/0781
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0734
PS - May5/18/0723
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0734
Q and A5/15/0757
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/0719
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/0729
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/0759
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0735
Tri 25/3/0737
Broken Printer4/19/0736
Venne Week4/15/0728
Marlboro Mask3/30/0734
Airport Rant3/17/0793
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/0779
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0743
Random Words2/23/0756
Euginia's Story2/1/0759
My Gay Date1/28/0749
Waterless Toilets1/17/0744
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/0668
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0645
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/0626
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0629
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0648
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0655
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0661
Line Rider11/14/0655
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/0680
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/0661
Parking Ticket11/2/0649
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/0627
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/0634
Voicemail auditions10/25/0633
Our New Website10/16/0639
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/0633
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0653
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0646
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/0623
Giant Blueberries9/26/0646
Gun Case9/23/0628
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0637
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/0667
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0630
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0632
Failure Defined9/7/0626
New Roommate... Again9/6/0625
Totalling Totals9/3/0622
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/0624
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0629
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0627
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/0619
Representative Places8/24/0634
Phone a Friend8/22/0630
Drunk at Wedding8/21/0630
Wombats on a Moped8/17/0624
Snakes on a Plane8/16/0626
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0639
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/0628
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0632
Kicked Out8/9/0627
Brian's Wedding8/8/0628
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0630
House of Wax8/2/0631
Website Reconstruction7/27/0623
Last Day of Security7/24/0655
Mail Order Camera7/22/0618
Caste Party7/20/0628
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0641
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0647
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0641
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0661
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0637
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0643
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0642
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/06102
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0624
Security Nap6/28/0628
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/0615
Beef Jerky6/23/0618
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/0634
Soldier Homecoming6/19/0618
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/0639
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/0646
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/0632
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/0628
Epic Weekend part 26/8/0617
Epic Weekend part 16/7/0625
More Hershey6/6/0623
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0660
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/0637
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/0625
Play Pics5/25/0631
Show's Down5/22/0632
Show's Up5/15/0628
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0639
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0648
Broken Parking Meters5/3/0626
Cat Lipstick4/29/0665
Not Normal4/25/0630
Airplane Proposal4/22/0622
Easter in New York4/19/0636
You're An All-Star4/16/0633
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/0622
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0631
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0640
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/0620
Almost 04/05/064/4/0624
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/0625
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0636
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/0624
Nine Stages3/25/0615
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/0620
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0640
Casting Call3/13/0622
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/0615
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/0665
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0636
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0637
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0639
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/0626
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/0659
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/0623
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/0631
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/0622
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0640
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/0633
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0631
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0627
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0638
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/0670
Ski Trip1/26/0631
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/0631
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/0625
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/0629
Outburst Birth Control1/20/0620
Golf Trip1/18/0620
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0629
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0632
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/0621
Another Year12/31/0523
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0540
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0538
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0550
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0533
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0532
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/0519
Double Traffic12/16/0526
Words That Suck Ass12/15/0527
Words That Are Cool12/14/0538
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/0529
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/0517
More Fun With Pennies12/8/0535
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0541
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/0528
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0546
Turkey Smuggling11/29/0526
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/0518
Jury Duty11/22/0524
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0538
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/0525
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0531
Free Razor11/9/0525
More Costume Ideas11/7/0537
Costume Ideas11/4/0531
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/0527
Jenn's Ass10/31/0526
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0531
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0535
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/0590
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0528
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/0525
Sky Mall10/21/0567
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0531
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0534
Hair's Your Post10/11/0530
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/0519
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0542
T9Word Foiled10/7/0521
T9Word Challenge10/5/0531
T9Word Story10/4/0536
House Phone10/2/0518
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/0519
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/0526
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/0531
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0543
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/0516
Sam's Elevator9/22/0537
Modern Convenience9/19/0516
We've done it!9/16/0527
Two Years in L.A.9/15/0519
Claw Hammer9/13/0540
My Fortune9/11/0515
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/0551
Electrical Surge9/6/0524
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/0514
Family Picture9/5/0533
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/0519
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0533
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0544
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0544
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0538
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/0565
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0536
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0542
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0530
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0533
One More Picture8/13/0529
Last Idaho Post8/10/0539
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/0527
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/0561
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0550
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0539
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0542
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/0530
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/0517
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/0538
Own3d, again7/14/0521
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0538
Speaking of cars...7/11/0533
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0549
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0530
Blueberry Juice7/7/0551
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/0522
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/0524
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0543
Good Day6/28/0522
My First Shooting6/27/0552
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0538
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/0530
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0525
My First Earthquake6/19/0560
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0548
Porn Truck6/16/0546
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0543
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0529
Off To Las Vegas6/9/0523
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/0523
Beer Voices6/7/0524
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/0527
Customer Service6/4/0529
Final Referral Post6/2/0536
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/0526
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0528
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/05132
Speaking of Which...5/26/0530
Donkey Balls5/25/0550
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/0531
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/0537
Old Country Punking5/17/0531
Fucking Door5/15/0544
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/0526
SAT Stumper5/10/0548
Barely a Musical5/9/0561
Husband of the Year5/5/0530
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0535
Termite Carnival5/2/0551
One Upped4/28/0529
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/0518
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0533
Gross Cups4/25/0523
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0543
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/0572
Pope Odds4/20/0528
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/0517
Return of the Smile4/7/0518
Christian Science4/2/0554
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0533
Best Search Hits - March4/2/0515
Nick and Angie3/8/0533
Lost Hat3/5/0539
Best Search Hits - February3/2/0527
New York2/22/0546
Off to NY; New Record2/18/0533
April's Couch2/17/0532
April's Cooler2/16/0520
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0540
High Speed Chase2/11/0565
Losing A Car2/7/0523
Gaining A Car 22/6/0538
Gaining A Car2/5/0576
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0545
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0531
Guest Post - Mark1/30/0519
...Still In Mourning1/27/0523
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0542
It's Over1/22/0523
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/0527
A Weekend1/17/0524
Rain in LA1/15/0534
Of course...1/13/0530
The Magnum1/12/0543
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/0520
Gay Bar1/9/0520
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/0526
Best Search Hits - December1/6/0525
Happy New Year1/3/0529
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/04111
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0433
Catching Up12/27/0442
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0434
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/0429
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0443
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/0419
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/0419
Or maybe...12/12/0435
My Birthday12/11/0428
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0442
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0437
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/0422
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/0437
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/0429
Best Search Hits - November12/2/0423
Random Numbers12/1/0419
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0428
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/0430
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0435
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/0427
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/0433
Guest Post11/22/0424
Drawer of Death11/20/0457
Yankee Doodles11/19/0441
DDR PS11/17/0433
East Coast Trip11/15/0440
Burning! Burning!11/13/0430
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0432
Statue Add-On11/7/0466
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0439
Halloween Party10/31/0418
Samurai Weapons10/30/0442
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0432
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/0431
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0426
Allied Chem Dry10/20/0431
PS Johnny10/19/0430
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/0422
Dirty Pop Party10/16/0468
Assless Chaps10/13/0422
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/0430
Beer and Pizza10/9/0442
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/0455
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/0428
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/0425
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0427
Disastrous Trip9/27/0420
Here We Go Again...9/26/0431
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0437
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/0421
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/0456
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0438
Pay Toilets9/17/0453
One Year Anniversary9/15/0418
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/0424
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0454
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0438
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0435
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0435
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/0434
Work Schedule8/27/0423
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0446
My Toe Hurts8/15/0429
Moving In...8/14/0430
Moving Out...8/13/0418
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/0427
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/0420
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0445
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/0444
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0437
Camping 28/2/0441
The System7/27/0419
The Fall of Productivity7/25/0427
For the Love of God7/17/0425
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/0440
The Sad News...7/8/0421
Happy 4th7/4/0430
Vegas 36/30/0435
Vegas 26/29/0454
It Continues6/27/0432
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0448
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/0426
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0453
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0444
Catching Up5/29/0428
How You Found Me5/25/0436
Marathon Pix5/23/0427
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0438
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0432
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/0433
Car Stew5/6/0433
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0435
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0441
Car Set-Ups4/24/0445
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0447
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/04118
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0460
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/0462
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0441
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0430
Indian Giving3/26/0441
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0447
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/0483
Passion of the Criggety3/22/0452
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0441
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/0452
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0466
My Neck Hurts3/4/0445
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0448
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/04118
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/0474
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/0431
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/0459
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0455
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/0436
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0441
Week 202/3/0467
Week 191/28/0475
Week 181/21/0454
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/0489
Week 161/3/0478
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0330
Week 1512/21/0329
Week 1412/14/0329
Week 13.512/10/03109
Week 1312/7/0372
Week 1211/30/0331
Week 1111/23/0360
Week 1011/17/0355
Week 911/10/0376
Week 811/3/0346
Week 710/28/0360
Week 610/21/0345
Week 510/14/0377
Week 410/7/0353
Week 39/30/0326
Week 29/23/0364
Week 19/17/0351