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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/14866
Google Transcribe3/3/14860
Picture Catchups2/20/14872
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/14861
Computers, Computers12/14/13861
News - Year In Review11/30/135
Long Live the Civic11/2/137
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/136
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/139
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/138
Our Wedding10/3/135
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/135
Football Fans8/27/134
German8/20/136
Porter Ridge Road8/12/135
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/135
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1310
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/137
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/136
White People Music6/25/134
Lost Love6/12/133
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/136
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/137
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/134
Junk Car3/27/134
Gender Coverage3/3/134
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/137
Happy New Year!1/3/133
Modern Medicine12/21/123
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/127
Duck Dynasty11/23/125
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/126
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/123
Actual Food11/11/123
Election11/7/124
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/1234
Super Spacemobile8/18/124
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/125
Florence Fight Club6/30/126
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/127
Moving!4/30/123
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/129
Snatch3/31/124
Picture Catch Up2/19/123
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/1231
IAWTV Awards1/11/128
Happier News12/30/115
Sad News12/28/115
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/1126
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/116
The Great State War12/8/117
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/116
Breakfast Rappers11/1/118
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/118
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/113
A**hole Monkey9/30/116
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/115
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/113
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/116
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/115
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/117
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/1121
Book Signing6/17/114
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/116
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/1123
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/1129
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/1193
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/118
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/117
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/113
Swimming With Snakes5/5/116
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/117
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/115
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/114
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/114
Terror Baby4/6/114
WNBA Dunk3/28/113
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/116
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/115
Dead Fish Tide3/10/118
Hit and Rearview3/8/118
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/116
Expired Shampoo2/27/119
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/114
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/119
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/114
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/115
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/115
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/1110
Guns1/25/1111
More Pictures1/20/115
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/1110
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/1119
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/116
Southern Hospitality1/4/117
Numbers12/28/1010
Wacky Symbols12/23/106
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/105
Birthday Olympics12/14/104
Catching Up12/9/107
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/1030
States of Confusion11/20/106
VooDoo Donut11/18/1010
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/106
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/105
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/106
Fortune10/13/104
The Backin' Up Song10/8/104
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/1014
GIF of the Day9/22/104
More Bars In More Places9/13/103
You Down With?9/3/104
Captcha8/30/104
Hacked8/25/106
Holiday Graph8/17/108
Andre the Giant8/12/1050
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/105
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/106
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/106
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/106
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/106
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/104
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/106
Happy 4th of July!7/2/103
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/106
I've Got a Scammer6/22/109
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/107
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/107
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/109
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/1014
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/102
Man Diagram5/18/103
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/106
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/105
Angry Turtle5/7/104
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/1018
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/105
Conspiracy Nut4/28/102
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/105
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/106
Barely a Bear4/19/102
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/104
The Jessies, 20104/14/103
Switzerland, 902104/12/103
Viral Pixels4/8/102
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/107
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/108
10 Epic Pranks3/17/1013
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/1011
Century Map - Final!3/11/102
It has begun...3/10/103
Century Squared3/9/106
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/1013
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/106
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/102
Triceracopter2/23/102
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/103
Natty Light2/17/103
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/102
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/106
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/104
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/104
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/102
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/102
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/104
Jewelry1/25/103
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/104
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/103
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/104
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/103
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/1011
Archives Updated1/5/102
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/1018
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/1011
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/0910
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/097
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/096
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/096
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/0912
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/095
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/0911
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/0915
Birthday12/11/098
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/094
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/095
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/097
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/096
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/098
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/095
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/096
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/099
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/0962
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/093
Theo's Board11/5/096
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/0916
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/094
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/0917
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/095
Tournament For Life10/26/093
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/095
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/096
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/095
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/0915
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/096
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/096
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/0914
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/097
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/099
Drag Racing10/1/098
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/097
Lost and Found9/29/097
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/097
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/096
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/099
1,000,000 Views!9/11/096
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/0910
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/094
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/0911
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/099
Misconception Quiz9/3/094
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/093
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/097
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/097
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/097
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/099
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/0910
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/098
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/096
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/0919
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/093
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/099
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/099
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/0920
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/094
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/096
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/0912
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/0912
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/094
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/096
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/0910
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/094
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/096
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/097
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/094
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/0920
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/097
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/0918
Manolith7/14/095
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/0912
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09118
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/09327
4D of July7/6/0914
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/097
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/097
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/096
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/0910
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/096
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/095
Super Zorch 26/27/097
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/0910
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/0912
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/098
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/0913
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/098
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/0910
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/096
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/0916
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/099
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/094
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/099
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/095
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/095
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/094
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/095
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/0914
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/0987
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0910
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/0911
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/095
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/097
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/095
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/096
Super Zorch5/25/097
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/098
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/098
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/095
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/095
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/096
Shark Suplex5/13/097
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/097
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/0913
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0910
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/099
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/0915
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/0949
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/0914
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/098
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/097
The Haircut Dream4/29/096
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/098
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/097
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/0910
The Mystery Poop4/23/0911
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/099
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/0924
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/097
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/096
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/0910
Easter Follow-up4/14/097
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/096
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/09132
I Heart 8mpg4/9/096
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/0912
Fortune Cookie4/7/097
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/0919
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/099
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/096
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/097
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/076
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/078
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/076
Rants12/19/077
Origami Boulder12/10/0710
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/074
My Will - PS11/11/075
My Will11/9/078
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/075
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/075
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/076
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/074
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/077
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/079
Marshmallows10/10/075
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/0718
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/078
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/076
Turbo Prop10/1/074
Context9/25/074
Mascot Rematch 29/24/074
Mascot Rematch 19/23/073
Mascot Death Matches9/22/077
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/073
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/076
I Hate Moving9/7/076
The New House9/3/073
Wedding Horror8/31/074
And^58/28/076
Buffalo^88/27/075
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/0713
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/076
Yard Games8/13/077
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/077
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/0711
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/0711
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/076
Cabin7/18/079
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/077
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/075
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/079
Undesirable6/25/0710
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/0715
Foot --> Mouth6/18/074
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/078
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/0710
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0710
Choking Hazard6/7/0710
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0710
Ron's BAC5/27/076
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/075
PS - May5/18/074
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/075
Q and A5/15/078
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/074
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/074
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/077
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/076
Tri 25/3/076
Broken Printer4/19/076
Venne Week4/15/072
Marlboro Mask3/30/075
Airport Rant3/17/0713
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/076
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/076
Random Words2/23/077
Euginia's Story2/1/076
My Gay Date1/28/075
Waterless Toilets1/17/078
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/068
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/066
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/063
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/063
Spam12/8/067
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/067
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/065
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/069
Line Rider11/14/066
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/0614
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/0611
Hollyween11/5/066
Parking Ticket11/2/066
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/065
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/064
Voicemail auditions10/25/064
Dickies10/20/065
Mules10/18/063
Our New Website10/16/066
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/063
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/065
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/067
Americanians10/6/066
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/063
BAS-TARDs10/4/064
Godmother9/28/065
Giant Blueberries9/26/063
Reno9/25/063
Gun Case9/23/064
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/064
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/068
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/065
Warranty9/12/067
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/064
Failure Defined9/7/063
New Roommate... Again9/6/063
Totalling Totals9/3/062
Cavities9/1/063
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/062
Top Rated Weddings8/28/066
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/066
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/064
Representative Places8/24/065
Phone a Friend8/22/063
Drunk at Wedding8/21/066
Watermelons8/18/066
Wombats on a Moped8/17/065
Snakes on a Plane8/16/062
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/064
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/063
BTW8/12/063
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/065
Kicked Out8/9/065
Brian's Wedding8/8/064
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/067
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/065
House of Wax8/2/062
Back8/1/064
Website Reconstruction7/27/066
Last Day of Security7/24/064
Mail Order Camera7/22/063
Caste Party7/20/064
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/065
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0610
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/064
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/066
4th of July Follow-up7/9/066
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/065
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/064
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/069
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/065
Security Nap6/28/065
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/064
Beef Jerky6/23/062
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/064
Soldier Homecoming6/19/062
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/063
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/064
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/063
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/062
Hershey6/9/065
Epic Weekend part 26/8/062
Epic Weekend part 16/7/062
More Hershey6/6/063
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/063
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/063
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/063
Uhaul5/26/062
Play Pics5/25/066
Show's Down5/22/066
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/065
Show's Up5/15/064
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/067
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/065
Broken Parking Meters5/3/065
Cat Lipstick4/29/068
Speak-and-Type4/28/064
Not Normal4/25/064
Airplane Proposal4/22/064
Easter in New York4/19/067
You're An All-Star4/16/065
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/064
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/066
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/065
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/063
Almost 04/05/064/4/065
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/065
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/063
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/064
Nine Stages3/25/063
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/063
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/067
Casting Call3/13/067
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/062
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/069
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/067
Imaginary Numbers2/27/066
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/065
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/064
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/066
ZZyzx2/18/063
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/064
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/065
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/064
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/065
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/064
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/065
Alpacas2/3/065
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/064
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/065
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/066
FLIRT1/28/064
Ski Trip1/26/066
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/063
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/064
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/063
Outburst Birth Control1/20/064
Golf Trip1/18/062
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/066
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/065
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/063
Another Year12/31/053
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/056
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/055
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/059
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/056
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/056
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/052
Double Traffic12/16/054
Words That Suck Ass12/15/053
Words That Are Cool12/14/055
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/053
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/052
More Fun With Pennies12/8/052
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/055
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/054
Pennies12/2/054
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/055
Turkey Smuggling11/29/054
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/052
Jury Duty11/22/053
Leftovers11/21/053
PBR11/18/052
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/055
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/052
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/054
Surveys11/10/052
Free Razor11/9/054
More Costume Ideas11/7/052
Costume Ideas11/4/054
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/053
Jenn's Ass10/31/054
Lobby Ambassador10/30/057
BTW10/28/057
Snake v. Alligator10/26/055
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/059
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/056
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/055
Sky Mall10/21/059
Months10/20/054
Juxtaposition10/17/058
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/054
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/056
Hair's Your Post10/11/054
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/053
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/059
T9Word Foiled10/7/054
T9Word Challenge10/5/054
T9Word Story10/4/056
House Phone10/2/053
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/053
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/055
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/054
Student Truck Drivers9/26/055
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/053
Sam's Elevator9/22/055
Ilana9/20/053
Modern Convenience9/19/052
We've done it!9/16/052
Two Years in L.A.9/15/053
Claw Hammer9/13/056
My Fortune9/11/053
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/057
Electrical Surge9/6/055
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/052
Family Picture9/5/053
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/054
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/054
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/055
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/055
Death of the Scootskate8/25/055
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/057
Recap8/23/054
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/054
Old Style Nintendo8/21/054
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/056
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/054
One More Picture8/13/054
Last Idaho Post8/10/056
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/053
Barter8/8/052
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/055
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/055
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/056
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/057
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/055
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/053
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/055
Own3d, again7/14/054
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/055
Random7/11/053
Speaking of cars...7/11/056
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/056
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/055
Blueberry Juice7/7/055
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/053
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/052
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/057
TiVo7/1/053
Good Day6/28/053
My First Shooting6/27/056
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/056
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/054
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/055
Statistics6/21/055
My First Earthquake6/19/055
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/055
Porn Truck6/16/057
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/057
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/052
Vegas6/13/054
Off To Las Vegas6/9/055
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/052
Beer Voices6/7/053
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/052
Customer Service6/4/054
Final Referral Post6/2/053
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/053
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/054
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/054
Speaking of Which...5/26/053
Donkey Balls5/25/053
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/053
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/054
Old Country Punking5/17/054
Fucking Door5/15/058
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/052
SAT Stumper5/10/055
Barely a Musical5/9/054
Husband of the Year5/5/054
Whole Fish Plate5/3/056
Termite Carnival5/2/058
One Upped4/28/056
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/053
My Current Desktop Background4/26/057
Gross Cups4/25/053
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/057
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/058
Pope Odds4/20/054
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/053
Return of the Smile4/7/052
Christian Science4/2/058
Weekend Mayhem4/2/054
Best Search Hits - March4/2/052
Nick and Angie3/8/056
Lost Hat3/5/055
Best Search Hits - February3/2/054
New York2/22/055
Off to NY; New Record2/18/053
April's Couch2/17/053
April's Cooler2/16/052
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/055
Restocking2/13/053
High Speed Chase2/11/058
Weekend2/9/057
Losing A Car2/7/053
Gaining A Car 22/6/055
Gaining A Car2/5/055
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/055
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/055
Guest Post - Mark1/30/052
...Still In Mourning1/27/053
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/055
It's Over1/22/053
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/053
A Weekend1/17/053
Rain in LA1/15/055
Of course...1/13/054
The Magnum1/12/054
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/053
Gay Bar1/9/053
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/053
Best Search Hits - December1/6/053
Own3d1/5/055
Happy New Year1/3/052
NYG12/31/045
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/0410
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/045
Catching Up12/27/043
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/044
Anticipation12/19/044
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/045
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/048
Supersecurity12/16/044
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/043
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/044
Or maybe...12/12/047
My Birthday12/11/043
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/046
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/042
In'N'Out12/7/046
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/043
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/042
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/045
Best Search Hits - November12/2/042
Random Numbers12/1/043
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/045
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/043
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/045
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/043
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/045
Guest Post11/22/043
Drawer of Death11/20/044
Yankee Doodles11/19/045
DDR PS11/17/043
DDR11/16/044
East Coast Trip11/15/048
Burning! Burning!11/13/046
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/044
Statue Add-On11/7/044
Statue11/4/043
Best Search Hits - October11/2/044
Halloween Party10/31/045
Samurai Weapons10/30/047
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/046
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/044
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/046
Allied Chem Dry10/20/045
PS Johnny10/19/045
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/043
Dirty Pop Party10/16/047
Assless Chaps10/13/046
Computerless10/12/045
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/044
Beer and Pizza10/9/047
PBR10/6/045
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/047
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/045
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/045
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/047
Disastrous Trip9/27/046
Here We Go Again...9/26/046
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/045
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/044
How?9/21/045
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/048
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/047
Pay Toilets9/17/046
One Year Anniversary9/15/044
Stripfest9/11/046
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/046
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/045
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/046
Yoshinoya9/4/043
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/045
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/045
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/043
Skunking8/29/045
Work Schedule8/27/046
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/047
My Toe Hurts8/15/044
Moving In...8/14/042
Moving Out...8/13/042
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/042
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/044
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/047
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/045
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/044
Camping 28/2/048
Countdown8/1/043
The System7/27/044
The Fall of Productivity7/25/045
AVP7/22/043
For the Love of God7/17/044
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/042
Malibu7/12/046
Dodgeball7/11/045
The Sad News...7/8/044
Happy 4th7/4/044
Eureka!7/2/046
Vegas 36/30/044
Vegas 26/29/047
It Continues6/27/045
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/045
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/043
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/048
Vacation!6/3/047
Diligence6/2/045
Securitata!5/31/047
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/048
Catching Up5/29/047
How You Found Me5/25/046
Marathon Pix5/23/043
Gas5/18/045
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/046
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/046
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/045
Car Stew5/6/046
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/045
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/046
Car Set-Ups4/24/046
Triathlon P.S.4/20/049
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/0415
Triathlon4/18/047
Security Guard of the Month4/9/045
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/045
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/045
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/046
Indian Giving3/26/045
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/045
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/0410
Passion of the Criggety3/22/047
Wholesale Bliss3/15/045
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/045
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0412
My Neck Hurts3/4/045
Dueling Diatribes2/29/044
McTriathlon2/26/046
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/049
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/048
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/044
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/045
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0410
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/045
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/046
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/044
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Week 191/28/048
Week 181/21/046
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/0412
20041/7/046
Week 161/3/046
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/035
Week 1512/21/035
Week 1412/14/034
Week 13.512/10/0310
Week 1312/7/036
Week 1211/30/033
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