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Around-the-World Honeymoon Trip, and Paulspond Retires3/29/1417,357
Google Transcribe3/3/1417,272
Picture Catchups2/20/1417,459
"The man-made lake on my campus looks like a guy taking a dump"1/29/1417,291
Computers, Computers12/14/1317,291
News - Year In Review11/30/1399
Long Live the Civic11/2/1355
"Sharkmuffin" and other Awesome Band Names10/26/1361
Gabe & Diana’s Wedding: Shot O'Clock10/15/1367
Mini-Honeymoon: Panama10/11/1361
Our Wedding10/3/1352
Tiff & Ken's Wedding: Eating Seafood While Fish Watch Us9/3/1365
Football Fans8/27/1349
German8/20/1368
Porter Ridge Road8/12/1360
Ilana & Richard’s Wedding: Biking Off Into the Sunset7/24/1351
Greg & Ashley's Wedding: Denver Botanical Gardens7/17/1370
Sarah & Scott's Wedding: Cabo7/10/1386
Sam & Angie's Wedding: The Madonna Fantasuites6/28/1396
White People Music6/25/1371
Lost Love6/12/1363
Kimmy & Rob's Wedding: Our Own Little Vegas Hotel5/7/1373
Summer & Tony's Wedding: I'm on a Boat!4/13/1371
Kasey the Baby-Stealer4/4/1364
Junk Car3/27/1358
Gender Coverage3/3/1359
The Year of 13 Weddings2/5/1375
Happy New Year!1/3/1349
Modern Medicine12/21/1258
Baby, as Long as The World Is Ending...12/17/1273
Duck Dynasty11/23/1250
4th of July Pictures (LONG overdue)11/20/1271
The Most Ridiculous Action Movie Ever11/17/1247
Actual Food11/11/1262
Election11/7/1240
A Fat Naked Guy Being Chased by a Hippo9/7/12844
Super Spacemobile8/18/1262
50 State Stereotypes, 2 Million Views7/20/1245
Florence Fight Club6/30/1251
Venice Photo Tour 25/12/1277
Moving!4/30/1239
6 Things Hitler Ruined (besides half of Europe)4/19/12204
Snatch3/31/1250
Picture Catch Up2/19/1246
4 Interpretations for Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"1/28/12734
IAWTV Awards1/11/1251
Happier News12/30/1162
Sad News12/28/1153
Freddie Wong: Flower Warfare12/26/11456
Hobbes's Chat Roulette12/17/1152
The Great State War12/8/1151
Thanksgiving Pictures (though not like you'd expect)12/1/1168
Breakfast Rappers11/1/1186
GLEE Season 3: Ep 1 RECAP – Purple Piano People Eaters10/22/11102
Gaga or Trash is back!10/4/1138
A**hole Monkey9/30/1151
8 Unfortunately-Placed Price Stickers7/19/1179
Chris Brown Helps You Dump a Girl7/10/1141
8 More Appropriate State Anagrams7/4/11119
South Carolina Anagrams7/1/1168
12 More Overdramatic Road Signs6/28/1176
Six Fascinating Historical Ironies6/20/11248
Book Signing6/17/1167
11 Points Wants You To Hook Up6/8/1180
"States of Confusion" on MSNBC!6/6/11611
State Stereotypes - The Rejects6/3/11816
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes5/27/111,698
State Stereotypes - Help me vote!5/24/1158
How NOT To Jump A Car5/13/11116
"States of Confusion" Lives5/10/1147
Swimming With Snakes5/5/1168
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #7: Right-Side Driving4/30/1197
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit - #6: The Electoral College4/25/1191
States of Confusion Book Trailer is up!4/15/1162
New Huffpo Article: 6 Things I Learned on the Fast Track Detox Diet4/12/1163
Terror Baby4/6/1170
WNBA Dunk3/28/1146
My New Favorite Way Vegas Is Trying to Beat the Recession3/21/1169
NCAA Tournament + St. Patty's Day + Vegas = Trouble3/16/1160
Dead Fish Tide3/10/1178
Hit and Rearview3/8/1173
'Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?' Iphone App!3/4/1147
Expired Shampoo2/27/11105
If Ski Maps Were Accurate2/25/1156
Lady Gaga Outfit or Landfill Trash?2/18/11174
Seeking Happily Ever After...2/14/1140
In Honor of Feb 14th...2/10/1149
Bull Jumps Into the Crowd2/6/1141
Where Does 666 Come From?1/31/11147
Guns1/25/1194
More Pictures1/20/1164
One of the Strangest Days I've Ever Had1/17/11112
The Worst Football Team Ever To (fill in the blank)1/12/11319
The Greatest of Face Replace1/10/1184
Southern Hospitality1/4/1149
Numbers12/28/1096
Wacky Symbols12/23/1061
Over-the-Top Propaganda Posters12/19/1070
Birthday Olympics12/14/1084
Catching Up12/9/1062
Jesus is a Jerk12/3/10191
States of Confusion11/20/1067
VooDoo Donut11/18/1097
Checkerboard National Parks11/15/1085
Dead Squirrel Note11/10/1048
Halloween 2010 - Upside Down Man11/2/10144
Fortune10/13/1045
The Backin' Up Song10/8/1045
My Fave Five Inspirational Animal Posters9/29/10393
GIF of the Day9/22/1060
More Bars In More Places9/13/1052
You Down With?9/3/1051
Captcha8/30/1047
Hacked8/25/1066
Holiday Graph8/17/1067
Andre the Giant8/12/10320
Beard Cage with Working Beard Door8/7/1050
What the Hell Is This? (part 3)8/2/1061
How Texting Is Ruining Changing English7/28/1060
When Warcraft Meets Social Media Sites7/19/1056
I'm in the Facebook Movie Trailer7/17/1058
My Super Fun Tour of a Medical Marijuana Dispensary7/14/1045
Does the BBC Website's Region Map Look Like a Swastika?7/6/1061
Happy 4th of July!7/2/1043
World Cup: Soccer Power Rankings by GNP Ranking6/25/10122
I've Got a Scammer6/22/1060
34 Ridiculous Road Signs6/11/10130
New Blog: Average Guy Goes To... (Venice Beach)6/7/1089
Michael Jordan Rocks a Hitler Mustache...?6/1/1084
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos5/25/10167
8 Accidentally Inappropriate Company Logos (ReDirect)5/25/1031
Man Diagram5/18/1062
Playboy Mansion Plan B5/13/1087
JURY DUTY - Detention for Adults5/10/1088
Angry Turtle5/7/1058
7 Messed-Up Early Versions of Fairy Tales5/4/10271
Lobster Rage Fist5/1/1053
Conspiracy Nut4/28/1046
5 Accidentally Hilarious Things Happening in the Background of Newscasts4/25/10138
Crashing An Orgo Final4/21/1064
Barely a Bear4/19/1029
Why You Don't Bring Your Chat Room On A Date4/15/1039
The Jessies, 20104/14/1033
Switzerland, 902104/12/1034
Viral Pixels4/8/1031
Helen Keller Falls Off Stage3/31/1057
Big-Ass Easter Eggs: A Gallery3/29/10165
10 Epic Pranks3/17/10213
5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They're Known For3/15/10114
Century Map - Final!3/11/1040
It has begun...3/10/1039
Century Squared3/9/1067
BluKillWhiteMarlIbuTunaTroutSaLobsteRimp3/8/10175
The 5 Best Auto Tunes3/1/1051
wtfOMG (and other things Korean kids are learning about English)2/25/1035
Triceracopter2/23/1023
5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events2/21/1066
Natty Light2/17/1036
Ask Dr. Scientist #2: Will Humans Be As Tall As Avatars Someday?2/15/1055
10 Creative Valentine's Dates2/10/1094
Wow, My Date Sucked!2/9/1072
5 Racist Superbowl Ads2/6/1042
Enormous Slip N Slides: A Gallery2/1/10183
Adrian Peterson Figurine; NFL Overtime Rules1/29/1041
Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Captain Jack Sparrow1/27/1085
Jewelry1/25/1043
It's Hailing in Los Angeles Right Now1/22/1052
Little Kids Re-enact "Jersey Shore"1/20/1029
What the Heck Is This (part 2)1/15/1040
Hitler Finds Out About Northwestern's Outback Bowl Loss1/12/1056
The "I Hate L.A." Mix1/11/10145
Archives Updated1/5/1038
13 Legendary Store Name Puns1/4/10326
How To Turn Your House Into A Bar1/1/10132
Skymall Stupid Lawn Ornament Tourney - The Aliens Have It!12/30/09136
Product Placement Everywhere12/28/09117
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 4: Recreational Toys12/24/09126
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)12/23/0953
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 2: Weapons12/22/09137
The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts - Part 1: Giant Stuff12/21/09117
Ask Dr. Scientist #1: Can I Live Like a Vampire?12/17/09113
Awesome History 2: The 4th Crusade12/14/09154
Birthday12/11/0957
Evil Christmas Carols12/9/0932
Northwestern Lifts Its 9-Year Boycott of Outback Steakhouse12/6/0956
My Favorite Porn Movie Titles11/27/0996
Happy Thanksgiving!11/25/09142
Me vs. The Raccoon11/23/0974
My Text Conversation With a Stranger11/19/09121
7 Things You Can Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-7711/16/0985
12 Awesome Palindromes11/12/0982
The Ten Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School11/10/091,019
17 Awesome Captchas11/9/0998
Theo's Board11/5/09111
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops11/2/09120
Video of the Day - Halloween Prank10/31/0955
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes10/30/09197
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?10/28/09114
Tournament For Life10/26/0945
Awesome History #1: Paul Revere's Ride10/23/09113
Jesus Wins! (at Twitter, at least)10/22/0964
Holy Shit, It's Moving!10/21/0984
Ten Times Twitter Actually Makes Sense10/16/09268
"Chunder" and 15 Other Beautiful Ways To Say "Lose Your Lunch"10/15/0969
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)10/14/0981
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To10/13/09373
The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids10/12/09101
3 More Ways to Say "Boning"10/9/09103
Drag Racing10/1/0988
My Trapeze Lesson9/30/0963
Lost and Found9/29/09117
10 Amazing Translation Parties9/16/0950
Pictures from Minnesota9/15/0955
23 Photos of People Right After Being Hit in the Nuts9/14/09117
1,000,000 Views!9/11/0957
What a Fire-Hydrant-Burst Looks Like9/10/09209
Photograph of Another Bird9/8/0948
LeAnn Rimes Is On My Softball Team9/6/09118
Fifteen Ridiculous Car Mods9/4/09249
Misconception Quiz9/3/0939
Misconception Quiz Answers9/2/0941
Skymall Stupidest Lawn Ornament Tourney - Round 18/31/09254
Link of the Day - Daaaamn8/26/0967
Paulspond Back In Time8/25/0947
Who Wants Some Latvian Money?8/24/09233
24 Things Every Guy Has Done8/21/09108
The 5 Worst Superpower Combos8/19/09202
Video of the Day - PowerThirst8/17/0973
Mad Men: 5 Strangest Cast Member Previous Roles8/15/09203
Dennis Rodman Rejects Me8/13/0954
Pic of the Day - Roof Penis8/12/0967
The Next Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/10/09131
The Funniest 20 Vanity License Plates Online8/8/09238
Video of the Day - Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition8/6/0966
Tosh.0 - Part 28/4/0975
5 Stupid Facts About Money8/3/09184
10 Things the Spinning Beach Ball of Death SHOULD Be7/31/09115
I'm Going On Tosh.0 on Thursday7/29/0958
Meat and Abortion on Mille Lacs7/28/0980
10 Most WTF Google Maps Mashups7/27/09203
Unfortunate Sticker Placement #2767/25/0969
Link of the Day - ManBabies7/24/0964
5 Video Game Moves I Wish I Could Do In Real Life7/22/09120
A Basic Girl Graph7/20/0953
The 5 Hugest Beer Pong Games of All Time7/17/09238
Link of the Day: Garfield Minus Garfield7/16/09115
10 Unintentionally Hilarious License Plates7/15/09403
Manolith7/14/09106
The Shark Throwing Lumberjack7/13/09183
The 7 Worst Jobs At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/9/09871
The 7 Worst Ways To Die At Auschwitz (an actually serious post)7/7/094,441
4D of July7/6/09193
Jurys of the Apocalypse7/4/0985
The Manliest Picture of All Time7/3/0950
Pic of the Day - So Much Awesome7/1/0961
Wienermobile Sighting!6/30/09154
Video of the Day - Drunk History6/29/0976
Pic of the Day - Zorch Everywhere6/28/0957
Super Zorch 26/27/0955
American MeatHeads In Europe - Epilogue6/26/09138
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 96/25/09176
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 86/24/09109
American MeatHeads In Europe - Days 5-76/23/09159
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 46/20/0996
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 36/19/09131
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 26/18/09121
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 16/17/09270
American MeatHeads In Europe - Day 06/16/0986
Off to Russia! (and Sweden) (and Finland)6/15/0949
Paul and Sam vs. the NBA All-Star Game6/13/0961
Link of the Day - Ultra-Condensed Books6/12/0973
Pic of the Day - Musician Meet-up6/10/0957
Real Buddy Roll Call6/8/09118
Pic of the Day - Mr. Brain's6/5/0958
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 46/4/09129
What's the Opposite of a Sausage Fest?6/2/092,078
Genius of the Month: First Names That Are Colors6/1/0978
Genius of the Month: Last Names That Are Colors5/29/09135
What I've Been Up To – Part 4: No More Break5/28/0938
What I've Been Up To – Part 3: KFC5/28/0976
What I've Been Up To – Part 2: Click It or Ticket5/27/0966
What I've Been Up To – Part 1: Castrol5/26/0965
Super Zorch5/25/0966
The Best 20 Cereals. Period.5/21/09130
Video of the Day - The SFW NSFW Video5/20/0981
LA Bans Fast Food in South Central5/19/0959
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 35/18/0971
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 25/15/0967
Shark Suplex5/13/09118
Where in the World Should We Go? Part 15/12/0999
12 Unfortunately Burned Out Signs5/11/09568
Pic of the Day - South Bay Evite5/9/0977
Awesomely Strange Google Trends - Follow-Up5/7/0991
10-Foot Bacon Jesus5/6/09147
10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends5/4/091,051
Sparkling Wiggles5/3/09186
Link of the Day - Little Girl Blog Launch5/1/0964
The Chuck Norris Wagon Train Banana Dream4/30/0980
The Haircut Dream4/29/0960
Pic of the Day - Evil Dentist4/28/0989
Celebrity Chipotle4/27/0985
Slow-Motion Laughing Babies4/24/09159
The Mystery Poop4/23/09187
Pic of the Day - What's Wrong With This Picture?4/22/0980
Six-and-a-Half Funny Ugly Babies4/20/09245
Google Pot Favorite Strains4/20/0967
Link of the Day - Spiders on Drugs4/17/09105
The Snuggie's Retarded Brother4/15/09106
Easter Follow-up4/14/09128
Watch a Bunch of 29-Year-Olds Crawl Over Each Other to Get Easter Eggs4/13/0961
'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the Same Song4/10/092,242
I Heart 8mpg4/9/09125
Video of Me Blowing a Stop Sign4/8/09112
Fortune Cookie4/7/0965
The Post That Got Me Banned4/6/09248
What's New on Paulspond?4/5/09173
Why Paulspond Went on Hiatus4/4/0976
Paul's Pond Relaunches Monday!4/3/0970
Five Cartoon Characters Who Look Like Pedophiles12/27/0780
Holy Shit Do I Need a New Passport12/23/07122
Three Vignettes About Moving Into a New Home12/21/0785
Rants12/19/0770
Origami Boulder12/10/0767
The Next Evolution of the Romance Novel11/23/0776
My Will - PS11/11/0761
My Will11/9/07103
Angry Vomiting Pumpkins11/2/07136
Dear China: Give Us Back Our Damn Camera10/31/0797
Venice Photo Tour!10/29/0782
Graph of Paul and Gabe's Homecoming Weekend10/21/0761
Chicago Weekend Down in Flames, Part 210/18/0757
Babies vs. Avocados10/12/07147
Marshmallows10/10/0765
My Letter To Verizon Customer Support10/8/07241
Dear Passengers of United Flight 233: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting10/8/07219
How To Recycle Batteries10/7/07107
Turbo Prop10/1/0776
Context9/25/0746
Mascot Rematch 29/24/0757
Mascot Rematch 19/23/0752
Mascot Death Matches9/22/07109
Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness9/17/0761
Two Unexpected Downsides of Moving into a New House9/11/0797
I Hate Moving9/7/0766
The New House9/3/0752
Wedding Horror8/31/0757
And^58/28/0744
Buffalo^88/27/0775
Indy Fever Part 2 - Fairs8/23/07137
Indy Fever Part 1 - Weddings8/20/0756
Yard Games8/13/0796
Wax + Carpet = A Domestic Skill I Never Thought I'd Need8/8/07105
Post Bridge-Collapse Minneapolis Traffic Still Better than LA Traffic8/1/07156
Can a White Man Still Be President?7/27/07161
This Past Weekend's Schedule:7/20/0734
Cabin7/18/07123
Eat Your Way Out of Something7/6/0759
Bear-Hunter-Princess7/3/0783
Excuse Me While I Rant6/29/07151
Undesirable6/25/07112
Trader Joe's Water: The ONLY Water6/21/07168
Foot --> Mouth6/18/0754
The Dog-Shit Excuse6/15/0788
The Three Silliest Dreams I've Ever Had6/13/07141
My Radioactive Cow Dream (with pictures!)6/10/0789
Choking Hazard6/7/07130
Douche-Baggery: Exhibit #16/6/0744
Ron's BAC5/27/07127
The Five-Minute Mile 25/23/0747
PS - May5/18/0734
Genius of the Month TM - May5/17/0748
Q and A5/15/07103
Genius of the Month TM Contest - May5/14/0728
The Five-Minute Mile5/11/0741
Presidential Physical Fitness Event #5: The Mile Run5/9/0780
Heaven/Hell Biking5/6/0748
Tri 25/3/0752
Broken Printer4/19/0751
Venne Week4/15/0745
Marlboro Mask3/30/0745
Airport Rant3/17/07134
Paintball (aka The Art of Getting the Crap Shot Out of Me)3/17/07106
WHO Cites WHAT, NOBODY, BIRDFLU as Possible Contributors to Birdflu3/6/0760
Random Words2/23/0763
Euginia's Story2/1/0797
My Gay Date1/28/0786
Waterless Toilets1/17/0761
Super Happy Fun Shooter12/27/06110
Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 312/13/0674
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 112/11/0637
Side Notes on the IdiOlympics - Part 212/11/0643
Spam12/8/0684
Car Ghetto-ness11/21/0668
Winkelwagentjes Cart Joust11/15/0668
Do Your 15 Minutes of Fame Count If They're In The Netherlands?11/15/0675
Line Rider11/14/0696
Ugly Babies - The Revenge11/10/06109
Oh, the Huge Manatee!11/9/06110
Hollyween11/5/0656
Parking Ticket11/2/0671
Voicemail Auditions (part 3)10/30/0633
Voicemail Auditions (part 2)10/27/0647
Voicemail auditions10/25/0645
Dickies10/20/0645
Mules10/18/0628
Our New Website10/16/0652
A Haiku (because I've got nothing else to write about)10/12/0646
Genius of the MonthTM Runners-Up10/8/0677
Genius of the MonthTM Award Winner10/7/0662
Americanians10/6/0642
Genius of the MonthTM Award x210/6/0638
BAS-TARDs10/4/0632
Godmother9/28/0649
Giant Blueberries9/26/0664
Reno9/25/0643
Gun Case9/23/0635
Never Too Good For Some Engrish9/21/0656
Property Management with a Sense of Humor9/18/0689
Bodies in a Study Room9/14/0637
Warranty9/12/0654
Three Year Coincidence: Imposter, RIP9/9/0640
Failure Defined9/7/0638
New Roommate... Again9/6/0638
Totalling Totals9/3/0636
Cavities9/1/0636
Back in CA (after offending everyone in MN)8/28/0638
Top Rated Weddings8/28/0639
Pluto Got 'Moted8/26/0638
All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us8/25/0631
Representative Places8/24/0647
Phone a Friend8/22/0640
Drunk at Wedding8/21/0642
Watermelons8/18/0643
Wombats on a Moped8/17/0639
Snakes on a Plane8/16/0636
Celebrity Sighting...8/14/0659
Long Lost Johnny Green Message8/13/0644
BTW8/12/0628
Timeline O' Jobs8/10/0651
Kicked Out8/9/0640
Brian's Wedding8/8/0641
Sherwyn-Williams8/7/0658
Things I'm Good At (by percentile rank)8/5/0639
House of Wax8/2/0644
Back8/1/0632
Website Reconstruction7/27/0633
Last Day of Security7/24/0670
Mail Order Camera7/22/0627
Caste Party7/20/0640
Patriotic Pattern Recognition7/19/0655
The Things I Do For My Art7/17/0669
Credit Where Credit Is Due7/11/0654
4th of July Follow-up 2 - 10 BEST STATES7/10/0675
4th of July Follow-up7/9/0651
Our Shot At Maxim7/7/0661
Sociology Experiment... Results7/6/0666
Sociology Experiment... involving a mattress7/2/06166
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever6/30/0634
Security Nap6/28/0640
One More Reason For LA To Grow a Mass-Transit System6/27/0622
Beef Jerky6/23/0629
Hershey Travel: Not So Sweet6/21/0656
Soldier Homecoming6/19/0628
Random Acts of Kindness... Random Acts of Creepiness6/18/0653
The Skymall Game: Giftshop Version6/15/0671
Hard Plastic Product Coating: I Hate You So Much6/13/0657
10th Plane Flight in 15 Days6/12/0642
Hershey6/9/0631
Epic Weekend part 26/8/0625
Epic Weekend part 16/7/0638
More Hershey6/6/0632
Black Guy and White Guy (Response)6/3/0679
Alex vs. Peter Griffin6/1/0657
Alex: Released Into The Wild5/27/0641
Uhaul5/26/0645
Play Pics5/25/0645
Show's Down5/22/0642
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!5/21/0641
Show's Up5/15/0641
Sharkeez Burned Down!5/11/0665
4 days... 60 bucks...5/6/0659
Broken Parking Meters5/3/0642
Cat Lipstick4/29/0698
Speak-and-Type4/28/0632
Not Normal4/25/0645
Airplane Proposal4/22/0636
Easter in New York4/19/0649
You're An All-Star4/16/0647
Goddamn Eyelashes4/12/0634
Video of Me Hurling a Cell Phone Against a Brick Wall4/10/0646
Flip Cup Tournament4/8/0654
Too Much Time On My Hands4/5/0633
Almost 04/05/064/4/0633
Casting Call (part 2)4/3/0633
I'll Start Posting More. Promise.3/30/0651
Are You Smarter Than Vince Young?3/27/0635
Nine Stages3/25/0624
My Brother Alex's Response...3/23/0631
Subway vs. McDonalds3/18/0648
Casting Call3/13/0629
Why Are Streets Named "Crescent" and "Lane" and Stuff?3/7/0625
The Coolest Club in Hollywood3/6/0698
Imaginary Number Adendum2/28/0655
Imaginary Numbers2/27/0647
Genius of the MonthTM Award - February2/26/0659
What Happens When Your Car Gets Eaten By A 20-Foot-Tall Snowplow?2/23/0638
Muy Bueno Copier2/21/0687
ZZyzx2/18/0652
Car Themed Post #4 - Driveway Cops2/15/0631
Juxtapositions of the Weekend2/12/0640
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 32/8/0632
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism – Part 22/7/0667
Superbowl 5K - A Hilarious Exercise in Race-ism - Part 12/6/0655
LUV 4 MY SNIZZ2/4/0644
Alpacas2/3/0653
Carl's Jr: We're Out of Soft Drinks2/2/0641
Yes, I Still Live in L.A.1/31/0652
Skiing vs. Snowboarding1/30/0696
FLIRT1/28/0638
Ski Trip1/26/0641
Car Themed Post #2 - Airport Self-Drop/Ski Trip Prologue1/24/0642
I Stole Terrell Davis' Overhead Compartment1/23/0633
Car Themed Post #1 - Car vs. Pizza Hut1/21/0642
Outburst Birth Control1/20/0630
Golf Trip1/18/0630
It's Called a "Decanter"1/10/0638
What the Heck is This Thing Called?1/9/0644
Drunk Shuttles and Hijacked Limos1/1/0628
Another Year12/31/0534
The Sign Game - Round 5 (Final Round!)12/24/0555
The Sign Game - Round 412/23/0562
The Sign Game - Round 312/22/0566
The Sign Game - Round 212/21/0553
The Sign Game - Round 112/20/0544
Stuff Nobody Else Would Do12/19/0531
Double Traffic12/16/0537
Words That Suck Ass12/15/0538
Words That Are Cool12/14/0551
Johnny Green's Response to the Test Triathalon Post...12/13/0540
Standardized Test Triathlon (or: How I Broke My Brain)12/12/0524
More Fun With Pennies12/8/0544
Surprise Trip to Minnesota12/6/0556
Interest on Pennies (pun intended)12/5/0539
Pennies12/2/0535
Thanksgiving Quintathalon11/30/0561
Turkey Smuggling11/29/0541
Addendum to Leftovers Post11/27/0527
Jury Duty11/22/0535
Leftovers11/21/0531
PBR11/18/0539
El Cholo (That's Spanish for "THE Cholo")11/17/0554
Delta Airlines Vs. Paul's Way of Life11/15/0537
Body Paint Anagrams11/15/0546
Surveys11/10/0555
Free Razor11/9/0538
More Costume Ideas11/7/0550
Costume Ideas11/4/0542
Book Smarts, Street Smarts11/2/0537
Jenn's Ass10/31/0546
Lobby Ambassador10/30/0550
BTW10/28/0546
Snake v. Alligator10/26/0549
Monster-Epic Ballads10/25/05131
How the Months Got Their Names10/24/0540
Responses to Hair Post; Month Post10/23/0536
Sky Mall10/21/0593
Months10/20/0530
Juxtaposition10/17/0562
Airplane Trail Mix10/14/0544
Fast Fast Food Post10/13/0550
Hair's Your Post10/11/0546
Speaking of Phone Quirks...10/10/0532
T9Word... Out of Control10/9/0555
T9Word Foiled10/7/0535
T9Word Challenge10/5/0545
T9Word Story10/4/0553
House Phone10/2/0530
My New Favorite Gemstone9/30/0527
Mysterious Streets part 29/29/0535
The Mysterious Streets of Redondo Beach9/27/0543
Student Truck Drivers9/26/0552
There is Officially a Website for Everything9/24/0526
Sam's Elevator9/22/0553
Ilana9/20/0548
Modern Convenience9/19/0525
We've done it!9/16/0546
Two Years in L.A.9/15/0528
Claw Hammer9/13/0554
My Fortune9/11/0524
Stripfest Pictures!9/9/0582
Electrical Surge9/6/0532
How Horses Get Preggers9/5/0521
Family Picture9/5/0547
What Happens When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands At Security9/1/0529
Last Chicago Post, Promise8/30/0551
Stop or Not a Stop8/29/0562
Scootskate Eulogy8/27/0562
Death of the Scootskate8/25/0555
I Killed a Pigeon8/24/0593
Recap8/23/0544
I Almost Saw a Guy Get Stabbed8/22/0554
Old Style Nintendo8/21/0559
Teaser/Chicago Post 18/19/0542
Song Lyrics as Bullet Lists8/15/0546
One More Picture8/13/0545
Last Idaho Post8/10/0558
Not Another Idaho Trip Post8/9/0537
Barter8/8/0538
Idaho Trip part 5 - Don't Make Fun of Rupert8/8/0593
Idaho Trip part 3 - Lava Hot Springs8/4/0568
Idaho Trip part 2 - Golden Spike8/3/0555
Idaho Trip part 1 - 48-State Nostalgia8/2/0560
What Would Jesus Drive?7/26/0546
Helpful Information To Any Web Stalkers I Might Have7/18/0525
Song Lyric Bullet Lists 27/17/0553
Own3d, again7/14/0529
A Few Pictures From the Cabin7/14/0553
Random7/11/0537
Speaking of cars...7/11/0541
4th of July Recap... in Pictures!7/9/0565
Ultimate Beerpong7/8/0545
Blueberry Juice7/7/0572
Idaho Trip part 4 - Craters and Atomic Power7/6/0537
Stella's Groove vs. Raccoons7/5/0533
How to Go About Killing a Lion With Your Bare Hands7/3/0556
TiVo7/1/0556
Good Day6/28/0531
My First Shooting6/27/0570
Cambodian Midgets Lion Fight6/24/0554
I Slept Until 9pm6/24/0536
Summer Is Upon Me6/23/0536
Statistics6/21/0541
My First Earthquake6/19/0593
Observations on Wheels - part 36/17/0561
Porn Truck6/16/0564
Observations on Wheels - part 26/16/0562
Observations on Wheels - part 16/15/0540
Vegas6/13/0548
Off To Las Vegas6/9/0529
Noah's Nudist Phase6/8/0532
Beer Voices6/7/0533
Best Search Hits - Gaining Stability..6/6/0539
Customer Service6/4/0540
Final Referral Post6/2/0546
More Entertaining Websites That Aren't Mine5/30/0537
Stupid Chemistry Names5/29/0544
Incidental Comic Porn5/27/05226
Speaking of Which...5/26/0540
Donkey Balls5/25/0573
8-Year-Olds In Our Bushes5/23/0544
Wendy's Chili Finger5/19/0551
Old Country Punking5/17/0543
Fucking Door5/15/0556
Genius of the MonthTM5/12/0544
SAT Stumper5/10/0566
Barely a Musical5/9/0574
Husband of the Year5/5/0539
Whole Fish Plate5/3/0554
Termite Carnival5/2/0572
One Upped4/28/0542
...Which Reminds Me...4/28/0526
My Current Desktop Background4/26/0548
Gross Cups4/25/0537
Return to Fraternity Life4/24/0558
Untitled Formulaic Teen Sex Comedy4/21/0599
Pope Odds4/20/0534
Taco Bell Challenge4/8/0532
Return of the Smile4/7/0530
Christian Science4/2/0577
Weekend Mayhem4/2/0546
Best Search Hits - March4/2/0523
Nick and Angie3/8/0548
Lost Hat3/5/0551
Best Search Hits - February3/2/0538
New York2/22/0567
Off to NY; New Record2/18/0549
April's Couch2/17/0542
April's Cooler2/16/0529
Knock-off Knock-off Oatmeal2/15/0560
Restocking2/13/0548
High Speed Chase2/11/05101
Weekend2/9/05109
Losing A Car2/7/0533
Gaining A Car 22/6/0566
Gaining A Car2/5/05114
Best Search Hits - January/More Car Stuff2/3/0560
The Quest To Fill The Spacemobile Hole2/1/0539
Guest Post - Mark1/30/0535
...Still In Mourning1/27/0533
The Spacemobile Is Dead1/23/0566
It's Over1/22/0536
Pictures from the Gay Bar1/19/0537
A Weekend1/17/0534
Rain in LA1/15/0551
Of course...1/13/0539
The Magnum1/12/0556
Guest Post - Kolleen1/11/0533
Gay Bar1/9/0532
This Is Why I Don't Drive On Fridays1/8/0538
Best Search Hits - December1/6/0536
Own3d1/5/0563
Happy New Year1/3/0540
NYG12/31/0462
2004 - A Year's Best Pictures12/30/04145
Catching Up - Pictures12/29/0449
Catching Up12/27/0454
Ski Trip Recap Part 2: A Dog Ate My Cell Phone12/21/0452
Anticipation12/19/0432
Ski Trip Recap Part 1: Sick, Sick, Sick12/19/0440
Photoshop Challenge #412/18/0461
Supersecurity12/16/0433
I Know I Never Write About Media, But…12/15/0425
Everything Comin' Up Roses12/13/0427
Or maybe...12/12/0449
My Birthday12/11/0444
Comments on Photoshop Challenge #312/10/0463
Photoshop Challenge #312/8/0453
In'N'Out12/7/0448
The Masses (and their transit system)12/6/0435
...and the Spacemobile broke down. Again.12/5/0454
Best Search Hits - Miscellaneous12/3/0443
Best Search Hits - November12/2/0431
Random Numbers12/1/0430
Wish I Had 10 More Megs of Server Space...11/28/0439
Highest-Paid Security Guard EVER11/27/0435
Top 10 Modifications I'd Make To The Spacemobile11/26/0450
Pimp My Spacemobile11/25/0436
My Big Turquoise Bed11/23/0444
Guest Post11/22/0431
Drawer of Death11/20/0478
Yankee Doodles11/19/0448
DDR PS11/17/0441
DDR11/16/0467
East Coast Trip11/15/0453
Burning! Burning!11/13/0439
Statue Add-On Add-On11/10/0440
Statue Add-On11/7/0487
Statue11/4/0450
Best Search Hits - October11/2/0452
Halloween Party10/31/0430
Samurai Weapons10/30/0461
Spackling for Security Deposits10/29/0446
Resolved - Ticket Issue #209847031210/28/0444
Welcome Home Computer!10/25/0435
Allied Chem Dry10/20/0447
PS Johnny10/19/0440
D.P.P.P.S. (Dirty Pop Party Post-Script)10/17/0429
Dirty Pop Party10/16/0499
Assless Chaps10/13/0431
Computerless10/12/0445
Johnny Green's Visit (part 4)10/10/0440
Beer and Pizza10/9/0460
PBR10/6/0443
Johnny Green's Visit (part 3), and a Story10/4/0484
Johnny Green's Visit (part 2)10/3/0438
Johnny Green's Visit (part 1)10/2/0431
September's Best Search Hits/Visitors...9/28/0439
Disastrous Trip9/27/0427
Here We Go Again...9/26/0439
Northwestern Bar Night (and more Chalupa debate)9/25/0456
The Rematch. Can Gordita Pull Through?9/23/0429
How?9/21/0452
More on the Gordita vs. Chalupa Showdown9/20/0474
Musical Theater and T-Bell9/19/0451
Pay Toilets9/17/0467
One Year Anniversary9/15/0425
Stripfest9/11/0436
How You Found Me, Part 29/9/0434
The 24-Hour Schedule9/6/0468
Parking Meter Mishaps9/5/0452
Yoshinoya9/4/0431
3 Dollar Paycheck9/2/0447
What I Do At My New Security Job9/1/0449
Things I Might Have Done Thursday8/30/0446
Skunking8/29/0491
Work Schedule8/27/0433
We Came, We Saw, We Punched a Trolley8/17/0466
My Toe Hurts8/15/0445
Moving In...8/14/0445
Moving Out...8/13/0431
It's Sam's Birthday Party8/7/0444
Razor Sharp Fins8/6/0431
Employment Mayhem 2 - The Revenge8/5/0469
Broke-Ass Phone8/4/0458
You Know You Have a Problem When...8/3/0446
Camping 28/2/0462
Countdown8/1/0424
The System7/27/0427
The Fall of Productivity7/25/0437
AVP7/22/0427
For the Love of God7/17/0434
Bear vs. Trampoline7/13/0450
Malibu7/12/0449
Dodgeball7/11/0429
The Sad News...7/8/0431
Happy 4th7/4/0443
Eureka!7/2/0476
Vegas 36/30/0452
Vegas 26/29/0496
It Continues6/27/0439
IT HAS BEGUN!!!6/25/0464
Back in Body, Not in Mind6/23/0438
The Scorching Eye of Ra The Sun God6/14/0472
Vacation!6/3/0473
Diligence6/2/0458
Securitata!5/31/0446
Flaming Line Dunk Contest5/30/0456
Catching Up5/29/0437
How You Found Me5/25/0448
Marathon Pix5/23/0443
Gas5/18/0430
Sumptuous Dentistry5/13/0447
At Least I Know One Thing5/10/0439
How to Sell an Out-of-State Car in California5/8/0451
Car Stew5/6/0444
Romance Novel Quiz5/1/0445
Win this Spacemobaby4/25/0456
Car Set-Ups4/24/0463
Triathlon P.S.4/20/0463
Free Treadmill for the Masses4/19/04164
Triathlon4/18/04117
Security Guard of the Month4/9/0474
Paul and Gabe Go Camping4/2/0494
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 2)3/28/0452
Meathead Pandemonium (Part 1)3/27/0436
Indian Giving3/26/0452
HugeFrown.com; Razing Arizona3/24/0458
How Paulspond.com Got Its Name3/23/04118
Passion of the Criggety3/22/0489
Wholesale Bliss3/15/0455
Sam's Club, Then the Downward Plunge3/12/0489
Biking, Biking, Everywhere3/7/0484
My Neck Hurts3/4/0460
Dueling Diatribes2/29/0461
McTriathlon2/26/0477
Man Vs. Beast 22/23/04163
Catty Midget Bitches2/22/04114
Why Johnny Can't Read2/20/0448
All Roads Lead To The Hood2/18/0486
Ocean 1, Gabe and Paul 02/14/0467
Paulina Employment Pandemonium2/12/0454
7AM SORE-THUMB SURFING2/11/0439
WEEK 21... and so on...2/10/0454
Week 202/3/04101
Week 191/28/04105
Week 181/21/0487
Week 17 (Year 2)1/14/04123
20041/7/0499
Week 161/3/04117
2003 in Review (sort of)12/31/0339
Week 1512/21/0341
Week 1412/14/0342
Week 13.512/10/03174
Week 1312/7/03104
Week 1211/30/0338
Week 1111/23/03102
Week 1011/17/0368
Week 911/10/03118
Week 811/3/0369
Week 710/28/0398
Week 610/21/0358
Week 510/14/03125
Week 410/7/0366
Week 39/30/0339
Week 29/23/03101
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